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  1. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer


    Last edited: Aug 19, 2013
  2. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned


    ...talentless twats on TV :rendeer:
  3. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

  4. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Just tried my 'signature' in the "freedictionary" - it didn't work!
  5. brigham600

    brigham600 War Hero

    My fav is ...

    BOBFOC = Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. :)
  6. Jimmy_Green

    Jimmy_Green War Hero

    Then there's always BEBOB(NeS).

    Big Eats Back On Board (Negative Sex)
  7. brigham600

    brigham600 War Hero

    Can remember one from the Falklands whilst on the Penelope. Every day we were issued meat pies at lunchtime at our action station and these soon became affectionaly known as BAMPS = Bomb Alley Meat Pies.
  8. unobr207

    unobr207 New member

  9. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator


    Fcuk off, this is Current Affairs.

    TEWT; Typing Excessively Without Thinking. Why do I think of norman?

    SLUTs; the old 'Sub Lieutenant(s) Under Training' is tops.
  10. MCCFairy

    MCCFairy New member

    HMS Ocean, Landing Platform Helicopter - LPH; was originally titled the Aviation Support Ship - ASS !
  11. rod-gearing

    rod-gearing War Hero

    We had TWAT when under tech training in the ambulance service.

    It stood for Transport Without Ambulance Treatment,usually for friday night drama queens who cant hold their beer.
    Summed them up about right.

    The other one is TUBE, Totally Uneccessary Breast Examination,
    you can work that one out yourselves!!
  12. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Mate of mine, a civvy consultant surgeon, (yep, I overachieved in life) was telling me some of the medical ones. One handy one for "weirdo alerting" other Docs: NFN. (Normal For Norfolk) The other, annotated on a troublesome patients' discharge notes: TTFO (Told to F*ck Off)
  13. ditdahditdah

    ditdahditdah Badgeman

    DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A **** (with thanks to Kevin "Bloody" Wilson)
    DML - Dunno My Luvver (Pointy headed accent required)
  14. theoldti

    theoldti New member

    Outer Space Liason Officer
    Which planet are you from???????????
  15. Shocks_to_Launch

    Shocks_to_Launch New member

    The Yanks have Strategic Weapons Facility Atlantic and Pacific - SWFLANT and SWFPAC
    RNAD Coulport was going to be named
    Strategic Weapons Facility UK or SWFUK - this was hastily changed to UKSWF
  16. Naval_Gazer

    Naval_Gazer Supporters - GCM

    SLUT - Ship Launched Underwater Target
    TART - Towed Acoustic Recoverable Transponder

    Any pingers online? I might have these a bit wrong but I can still remember a pipe being made on board Minerva off Andros Island in 1975 to the effect that SLUT had been screwed by TART during an unplanned snarl up.
  17. OSLO

    OSLO New member


    Becoming firmer in my agreement with the alien report on the planet: Mostly Harmless, no intelligent life found.
  18. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    Qintetic or whatever it now is on the top of Portsdown Hill, which was ASWE for many years, was originally to be called the Admiralty Radar and Signals Establishment .. I believe someone saw the light before the nameboard was painted up.
  19. If it's the DML I know quite well then Donald & Mickey Ltd is more appropriate
  20. ditdahditdah

    ditdahditdah Badgeman

    Yes the very same. Should you ever ask a question of DML you get DML in response!

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