A wish joke.


War Hero
A bloke is rooting around in an old derelict church and finds a painted icon depicting The Lord. He takes it home and gives it a good clean and lo!, the Archangel Gabriel appears and sayeth to the man, "God is very pleased that you have cleaned his icon and granteth you one wish". The bloke replies, "I wish for a bridge from my front garden to the best beach in Hawaii". Gabriel says "My son, dost thou not realise that with all that steel and concrete, the impact on the environment would be huge, hast thou not got another wish?". Chap thinks for a moment and says, "I wish to know the workings of the female mind". Gabriel looks stunned and says, "This bridge, do you want two lanes or four?".

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