A warning to all vulnerable men

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  1. Guys, please pay attention...


    >> Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and
    >> local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink
    >> from any woman.
    >>
    >> Many females use a dating drug on the market called "Beer"
    >> to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in
    >> liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in
    >> bottles, cans, from taps, and in large "kegs". Beer is used
    >> by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
    >> their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
    >> Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a
    >> few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings
    >> attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
    >>
    >> After several Beers, men will often succumb to desires to
    >> perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they
    >> would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men
    >> often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what
    >> happened, feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other
    >> times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
    >> savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship". It
    >> has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even
    >> be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
    >> longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
    >> "Marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to
    >> this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by
    >> the predatory females.
    >>
    >> Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you
    >> fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
    >> administering it, there are male support groups with venues
    >> in every town where you can discuss the details of your
    >> shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly
    >> affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest
    >> you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
     
  2. I think I've been a victim to this in the past.......making furious notes as we speak......

    and just as a matter of couriosity......where would I find these predatory women who will buy me beer for sex?
     
  3. Thanks for the warning KoT. Do you have any names, addresses, emails and telephone numbers of these wicked women so that I can take effective action to ... er ... avoid them? :lol:
     
  4. I'm quite shocked that you outdoorsy types fall for this sort of thing. I thought you 'adventurous' manly types got everything you needed from your mates anyway 8O

    roflmao
     
  5. Thank you, thank you, thank you king.

    I have been suffering in silence for the past 22 years, believing I was the only one to be entraped by the most devious female on the planet. With this new information, I intend to enlist the help of fellow sufferers at the nearest meeting place. I believe you called it a Golf course. As I have suffered without either beer or sex for many a year, I have new found hope of finally sinking a steady gallon without the fear of further entapment and much more suffering. :D

    As a further safety measure, if you give me list of places to avoid, I'll make damn sure I don't go anywhere near them. :roll:
     
  6. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    well GR, there's only so many times you can invade a chum's ronson before the novelty wears off
     
  7. thank you king, but the warning has come to late for me.... to the golf course me thinks
     
  8. mmmm you dont have to swallow... you can just say no........
    oh dear..whats that saying
    no means yes.... yes means...................
    bad boys...............
    you men love the chase as much as us girls.... come on admit it...

    and yozza your sooo not old enuff or is that used enuff.. to need the golf course yet....
    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
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