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War Hero

In a similar vein to write yer own poetry I am presenting a write yer own novel!
I will start it orf and leave it to you lot to finish it (or not).
Hopefully Billy no mates will step in occassionally cos he is sh!t hot at stories.
A Tale of Two Tittties.
A modern tale of two naval recruits.
What follows is a story of two navy newbies and their life in the RN.
A little bit of background history of our two fine specimins.
Algernon Ponsonby Bowden-Cable was the grandson of Admiral Sir Norbet Bowden-
Cable. Algernon had been Eton and public school educated but was completelly
lacking any educational qualifications. In fact to put it bluntly he was as thick as two
short planks. Despite this he was convinced that as he was the Grandson of an
Admiral the RN would welcome him with open arms to the officer Corp.
Barry Andy Lewis Larry Smith was the son of some sailors, his mother didn't know
which sailor so named him after four of them that she remembered sleeping with that
night she got herself knocked up. If she had a better memory he would have had
several more given names. For obvious reasons Barry became known as Balls Smith
to his mates.
Balls did well at school and when he left his mother persuaded him to join the RN in the
hope that he would bring plenty of his oppos home for her amusement!.
So thats the background of our two heroes. What happened next?
Suprisingly both were accepted for the RN and fate decided that the two would meet
each other on the train to Plymouth where they would be joining HMS Raleigh to
complete basic training.
So Algernon and Barry found themselves on the train from Newcastle Central bound
for Kings Cross. They would have to change stations and get to Paddington station for
a change of train to Plymouth.
What you going in as Barry asked Algy?
An officer said Algy.
And you Barry?
A stoker said Barry.
Rough and dirty job that said Algy.
Great said Barry I like being in the sh!t.
An officer said Barry magic, give us a skeg at you paperwork so that I can see if it is different to mine.
Here you are old bean said Algy.
Barry read Algy's paperwork and smiled to himself, he new sweet FA abut the RN but he knew one thing, The job title on Agy's paperwork was indeed for Officer................................................................................But it was Officer Steward!
Would he tell Algy, would he feck!
Thats the start up to you to continue, if you don't then these two fine lads won't even get to basic training
I will start it orf and leave it to you lot to finish it (or not).
Hopefully Billy no mates will step in occassionally cos he is sh!t hot at stories.
A Tale of Two Tittties.
A modern tale of two naval recruits.
What follows is a story of two navy newbies and their life in the RN.
A little bit of background history of our two fine specimins.
Algernon Ponsonby Bowden-Cable was the grandson of Admiral Sir Norbet Bowden-
Cable. Algernon had been Eton and public school educated but was completelly
lacking any educational qualifications. In fact to put it bluntly he was as thick as two
short planks. Despite this he was convinced that as he was the Grandson of an
Admiral the RN would welcome him with open arms to the officer Corp.
Barry Andy Lewis Larry Smith was the son of some sailors, his mother didn't know
which sailor so named him after four of them that she remembered sleeping with that
night she got herself knocked up. If she had a better memory he would have had
several more given names. For obvious reasons Barry became known as Balls Smith
to his mates.
Balls did well at school and when he left his mother persuaded him to join the RN in the
hope that he would bring plenty of his oppos home for her amusement!.
So thats the background of our two heroes. What happened next?
Suprisingly both were accepted for the RN and fate decided that the two would meet
each other on the train to Plymouth where they would be joining HMS Raleigh to
complete basic training.
So Algernon and Barry found themselves on the train from Newcastle Central bound
for Kings Cross. They would have to change stations and get to Paddington station for
a change of train to Plymouth.
What you going in as Barry asked Algy?
An officer said Algy.
And you Barry?
A stoker said Barry.
Rough and dirty job that said Algy.
Great said Barry I like being in the sh!t.
An officer said Barry magic, give us a skeg at you paperwork so that I can see if it is different to mine.
Here you are old bean said Algy.
Barry read Algy's paperwork and smiled to himself, he new sweet FA abut the RN but he knew one thing, The job title on Agy's paperwork was indeed for Officer................................................................................But it was Officer Steward!
Would he tell Algy, would he feck!
Thats the start up to you to continue, if you don't then these two fine lads won't even get to basic training