A small joke...

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  1. As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"

    The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."
  2. Er...don't get it???!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You'll have to excuse us Brits!!
  3. jock strap = athletic supporter, is kinda like underwear
  4. I do Stripey G!!!! LOL Love Commonwealth Genes!!! :)
  5. You mean JH-------If a Bra is an upper decker flopper stopper----is a jock strap a lower decker knacker checker ??
  6. You would Pinta!!!.... :lol: :lol:

    Jarhead...was kidding!!!....FFS..Septics, i dunno!. :lol:
  7. lol pretty much handler
  8. [​IMG]

    Pinta always up for it!!! lol
  9. Obviously the ideal afterlife accessory for the Boules player! :D
  10. Another small joke...

    An oppo of mine got fixed up with some gronk. He was shiters and went back to her place to nob her.

    After he'd done the biz she asked him to crap on her breasts.

    He was a little surprised at this request but obliged anway.

    It went on for weeks, shagging, crapping, shagging, crapping.

    Eventually things started to get serious and they got engaged.

    My oppo asked me what I thought about this filthy habit, so I told him to keep up the good work if it keeps her happy.

    He did, but he started to think it was disgusting.

    Anyway: One night he went back to her place and nobbed her.

    "Please crap on my breasts she asked him."

    "No this is disgusting, we must stop this." He insisted.

    " Come on, DO IT." She demanded.

    "I don't want to." He said.

    "I said come on." She hollowed.

    He wanted to keep her happy so he dropped his trousers and squatted over her. He strained hard, but nothing came out.

    "Come on, Come on." She demanded. "Lets have it."

    "I Can't it won't come out." He told her."

    She sighed and then said: "You bastard, you've been with somebody else haven't you!!!!"


    Green Death
  11. Crap! :lol:
  12. Can you do any better?

    Nice girl though!!


  13. Let me give it a try......

    Posted this one before but can't find it to link you...

    Lion tamer comes to town and sets up shop. In the Big Top with lion sat on the stool and the audience wondering what he's going to do. Cracks his whip and the lion opens it's mouth. They all think that he's going to put his head in the lion's mouth but he gets his dick out and places it in the lions mouth and then cracks his whip again. Lion closes it's mouth stopping barely a fraction off the lion tamers bell end!! The crowd go wild!! Lion tamer then cracks his whip and the lion opens its mouth and the tamer puts his dick away.
    "I'll give £1000 to anyone who can do that" says the lion tamer.

    A queer in the audience stands up and says, "I'll give it a go, but I don't think I can open my mouth as wide as that fcuking lion!"........ :wink:
  14. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Actually it's Anna Nicole Smith's coffin... :evil:
  15. The Hunch Back of Notre Dams mum buys him a wok for Christmas.

    He's overjoyed and asks her:

    "Is it to cook me some chinese food mum?"

    "No." She answers. "Its to iron your shirts, you humpty back bastard!"


  16. Quasimodo is lying on his back outside Notre Dame after dropping from the bell tower.


  17. Thanks Pol, fortunately I was not drinking coffee whilst reading
  18. Thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day. However, when I looked closer it said "Thick Cut"


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