A Samoan

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  1. A Samoan boy and his father were visiting the city. They were amazed by
    almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
    could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an
    elevator) responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
    I don't know what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
    in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
    walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

    The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
    numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
    until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
    reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old
    blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young
    woman, said quietly to his son..........



    "GO GET YOUR MOTHER".
     

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