a question of taste

[wompingwillow]

Have you ever been shocked at your partner's idea of what constitutes "sexy"?

IF SO WHY ?

Shamelessly nicked from the pop bitch website but hey I'm bored.

 

[higthepig]

Yes

 

[percey99]

My wife says that SAILORS are Sexy ??? but never have any money ????

 

[higthepig]

How would she Know?. Prompted by the word Sailors.

 

[Tas-ape]

I was quite shocked recently after a trip to visit my family in Scotland. Seemingly my wife was talking to my sister and apparently she stopped wearing knickers when she was fourteen. She's now forty-eight. Carefull now!! 8) My sister that is!! 8O

 

[dondon]

I was quite shocked recently after a trip to visit my family in Scotland. Seemingly my wife was talking to my sister and apparently she stopped wearing knickers when she was fourteen. She's now forty-eight. Carefull now!! 8) My sister that is!! 8O

Keeps it fresher that way , mmmmmmmmmm

 

[wompingwillow]

I was seeing a guy once, he asked me if I would mind placing my finger in his number two hole as he'd always found it hightened his pleasure.

Needless to say, I didn't and left as soon as.

 

[dondon]

I was seeing a guy once, he asked me if I would mind placing my finger in his number two hole as he'd always found it hightened his pleasure.

Needless to say, I didn't and left as soon as.

Well done Womps,

 

[Deleted 7]

Stuck a finger up my ex’s bum, he didn’t like that at all!

But I know he eats healthy, the pea was a bit mushy but still tasted all right, he must have had onion gravy with it :lol:

 

[RoofRat]

Kinell Jen :? :cry:
RoofRat

 

[andym]

You can trust Jenny to lower the tone!


p.s. Was it a Processed pea or a Frozen pea? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[higthepig]

Sounds like a mushy one to me.

 

[dondon]

Went down on a jenn in HMS Raleigh in the 80s , she had piles & it put me off back door activities , god she was rough , :roll:

 

[andym]

You sure it wasnt a Hairy arsed stoker??

 

[dondon]

You sure it wasnt a Hairy arsed stoker??

No , Glaswegion she was , even broke my nose for calling her a gash Fxxk , a few day's later in Raleigh's junior rates bar , :roll:

 

[andym]

Nice girl then.LOL

 

[dondon]

She even wore dark brown Knicks , the thought of it sends shivers down my spine , have higher standards now , :roll:

 

[Deleted 7]

Went down on a jenn in HMS Raleigh in the 80s , she had piles & it put me off back door activities , god she was rough , :roll:

Good man!!!

 

[fishmiester]

No way!!!

No Muff too tough - every holes a goal

 

[Always_a_Civvy]

She even wore dark brown Knicks , the thought of it sends shivers down my spine , have higher standards now , :roll:

Ermmmm. Didn't that send you any warning signals?