a question of taste

Have you ever been shocked at your partner's idea of what constitutes "sexy"?

IF SO WHY ?

Shamelessly nicked from the pop bitch website but hey I'm bored.

 

Yes

 

My wife says that SAILORS are Sexy ??? but never have any money ????

 

How would she Know?. Prompted by the word Sailors.

 

I was quite shocked recently after a trip to visit my family in Scotland. Seemingly my wife was talking to my sister and apparently she stopped wearing knickers when she was fourteen. She's now forty-eight. Carefull now!! 8) My sister that is!! 8O

 

Keeps it fresher that way , mmmmmmmmmm

 

I was seeing a guy once, he asked me if I would mind placing my finger in his number two hole as he'd always found it hightened his pleasure.

Needless to say, I didn't and left as soon as.

 

Well done Womps,

 

Stuck a finger up my ex’s bum, he didn’t like that at all!

But I know he eats healthy, the pea was a bit mushy but still tasted all right, he must have had onion gravy with it :lol:

 

Kinell Jen :? :cry:
RoofRat

 

You can trust Jenny to lower the tone!


p.s. Was it a Processed pea or a Frozen pea? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Sounds like a mushy one to me.

 

Went down on a jenn in HMS Raleigh in the 80s , she had piles & it put me off back door activities , god she was rough , :roll:

 

You sure it wasnt a Hairy arsed stoker??

 

No , Glaswegion she was , even broke my nose for calling her a gash Fxxk , a few day's later in Raleigh's junior rates bar , :roll:

 

Nice girl then.LOL

 

She even wore dark brown Knicks , the thought of it sends shivers down my spine , have higher standards now , :roll:

 

Good man!!!

 

No way!!!

No Muff too tough - every holes a goal

 

Ermmmm. Didn't that send you any warning signals?