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A Queensland School Answer machine message

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This has to be a classic answer machine message;


This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland , staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine . This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2

To complain about what we do - Press 3

To swear at staff members - Press 4

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and
several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

To complain about school lunches - Press 0

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be Accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.
 

NotmeChief

Banned
Would like to think it true, but saw that about another school some time ago. It's probably as authentic as the oz pm saying that if immigrants don't like our rule then they can bugger off.
 

Nails

Banned
And they wonder why kids run into school wielding dual Mac-10s and blasting everyone in their class every month in the US.
 

tommo

War Hero
Nails said:
And they wonder why kids run into school wielding dual Mac-10s and blasting everyone in their class every month in the US.

What has the US got to do with Queensland Nails? lol
 

tommo

War Hero
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Nails said:
Er because Queensland is in the US maybe?

:D :D :D

Nails = Brilliant.

I think it's a travesty that Nails recieved no awards at the RR oscars.

You do surprise me Nails lol There was me thinking you were educated.

I agree MLP

Nails = Brilliant
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Nails said:
Er because Queensland is in the US maybe?

Ah bliss! Remember chaps and chappeses that the soon to be late lamented Jade Goody was at the same or worse geographical level as this and she ended up being famous for it!
 
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