A Prayer

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the arse I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work – 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday,

Finally, help me to remember that when I am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack the bastard in the mouth.
 
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