A Newfie Joke

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>The Newfie Painter
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Garge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait
artist.

His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were
coming to him
in Gander for paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a
stretch
limo.
She asked Garge if he would paint her in the nude. This was
the
first
time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said
money was
no
object; she was willing to pay $50,000.
Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Garge asked
the lady
to
wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his
missus.

In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, " Would be
me
pleasure
ma'am. Missus says it's okay. . I'll paint ya in da nude,
but I
has ta
leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes..
 
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