A Newfie Joke

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  1. >The Newfie Painter
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    Garge, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait
    artist.

    His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were
    coming to him
    in Gander for paintings.

    One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a
    stretch
    limo.
    She asked Garge if he would paint her in the nude. This was
    the
    first
    time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said
    money was
    no
    object; she was willing to pay $50,000.
    Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Garge asked
    the lady
    to
    wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his
    missus.

    In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, " Would be
    me
    pleasure
    ma'am. Missus says it's okay. . I'll paint ya in da nude,
    but I
    has ta
    leave me socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes..
     

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