Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by daffy1, Apr 26, 2011.
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So you would piss a roadside breath test, not convinced of your innocence the bill take you down the nick where you forget that you had bunged gin soaked headless mice up yer rikter and on farting the acrid smell of juniper gives you away. ''Fart again please sir but this time into this tube................keep farting keep farting keep farting''.
Well that Yankee beer "Blue Ribband", for all the good it is you may as well shove it up your arse.
It's the vodka tampons that get me. I really need to see this being done.
I could see this becoming a hit on Union Strasse.
Until the inevitable follow through..........whats the penalty for dropping your guts on a copper?
a medal ?.
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