A new target for abuse

#1
Hi, just joined this forum although I have lurked before. 3 reasons for you to hate me

I am involved in supplying some of your equipment (and have been for some time)
I am in private industry
I am ex-army

That should do it. All I can say in my defence is that I really do try and do the best I can for your kit.

I thought I may as well get the abuse over with as soon as possible and then hopefully you'll forget and I can post more stealthily
 

RadioSilence

Lantern Swinger
#2
Hah, thats brilliant! I for one have no issue, but some others might take the piss for a bit!

At least you clearly know how to take a bit of fun though!
 
#3
Relax;

a. good to know we’ve still got some Suppliers in the UK

b. most of the former Naval support organisation is now private industry

c. nobody is perfect


Welcome to active RR
 
#4
ProM said:
Hi, just joined this forum although I have lurked before. 3 reasons for you to hate me

I am involved in supplying some of your equipment (and have been for some time)
I am in private industry
I am ex-army

That should do it. All I can say in my defence is that I really do try and do the best I can for your kit.

I thought I may as well get the abuse over with as soon as possible and then hopefully you'll forget and I can post more stealthily
The rest may forgive you but I find it hard to accept your self confessed CV. What a b*stard you are, I mean how could you, and freely admit it on a public forum...........................













The friggin ARMY 8O :twisted: :roll: :wink:

Welcome :D :D
 
#5
ProM said:
Hi, just joined this forum although I have lurked before. 3 reasons for you to hate me

I am involved in supplying some of your equipment (and have been for some time)
I am in private industry
I am ex-army

That should do it. All I can say in my defence is that I really do try and do the best I can for your kit.

I thought I may as well get the abuse over with as soon as possible and then hopefully you'll forget and I can post more stealthily
Sniff sniff ?, yep it's another perc.......welcome and spin sum dits.
 

chieftiff

War Hero
Moderator
#9
ProM said:
Hi, just joined this forum although I have lurked before. 3 reasons for you to hate me

I am involved in supplying some of your equipment (and have been for some time)
I am in private industry
I am ex-army

That should do it. All I can say in my defence is that I really do try and do the best I can for your kit.

I thought I may as well get the abuse over with as soon as possible and then hopefully you'll forget and I can post more stealthily
I don't know what you're worried about:
I supply them with nothing, zip, zilch
I'm in private industry
I am an ex-army cadet

The only reason they hate me is because I'm a MOD, apparently humourless because of it 8O
 
#10
ProM said:
Hi, just joined this forum although I have lurked before. 3 reasons for you to hate me

I am involved in supplying some of your equipment (and have been for some time)
I am in private industry
I am ex-army

That should do it. All I can say in my defence is that I really do try and do the best I can for your kit.

I thought I may as well get the abuse over with as soon as possible and then hopefully you'll forget and I can post more stealthily
Hi Pro,
I like pussers right angles. Do you make them? And pussers mugs, the ones you can't your fingers in the handle? They are also top of the pops. I hope this helps you feel welcome.
 
#11
Welcome to the site.

I like the Army and anyone involved in supply.

Don't do steaming bats by any chance? or Goretex jackets and trolley's?

How about tool kits?
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#12
Ex Army you say? You must be a man to walk the mountains with then. The guys on here are sound mate but to be honest, i haven't got a clue what the hell they are on about most of the time. This Jack speak is rather odd. Welcome aboard and all that jazz.
 
#13
Blackrat said:
Ex Army you say? You must be a man to walk the mountains with then. The guys on here are sound mate but to be honest, i haven't got a clue what the hell they are on about most of the time. This Jack speak is rather odd. Welcome aboard and all that jazz.
Woz you sayjackspeak? Lordy, wash yor mouth child.

Y'all say yoz bin up a mountain Blackboy, y'all think yo Moses?
Lord child yo sure is one dumb fcuk redneck. :D :wink:

Edited to expostulate:-........Lordy lordy !!!!!!
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#14
Rumrat said:
Woz you sayjackspeak? Lordy, wash yor mouth child.

Y'all say yoz bin up a mountain Blackboy, y'all think yo Moses?
Lord child yo sure is one dumb fcuk redneck. :D :wink:

Edited to expostulate:-........Lordy lordy !!!!!!
Two things Rummers.

1. I do not have a real purty mouth
2. I will not squeal like a piggy

8O
 
#15
Blackrat said:
Rumrat said:
Woz you sayjackspeak? Lordy, wash yor mouth child.

Y'all say yoz bin up a mountain Blackboy, y'all think yo Moses?
Lord child yo sure is one dumb fcuk redneck. :D :wink:

Edited to expostulate:-........Lordy lordy !!!!!!
Two things Rummers.

1. I do not have a real purty mouth
2. I will not squeal like a piggy

Y'all a quality boy Blackrat yes siree, not like them uppity city folks :wink:

8O
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
#16
chieftiff said:
[
I don't know what you're worried about:
I supply them with nothing, zip, zilch
I'm in private industry
I am an ex-army cadet

The only reason they hate me is because I'm a MOD, apparently humourless because of it 8O
Not strictly true.

You forgot to mention you used to be a 'Woo', too. :wink:
 
#17
Ninja_Stoker said:
chieftiff said:
[
I don't know what you're worried about:
I supply them with nothing, zip, zilch
I'm in private industry
I am an ex-army cadet

The only reason they hate me is because I'm a MOD, apparently humourless because of it 8O
Not strictly true.

You forgot to mention you used to be a 'Woo', too. :wink:
How utterly sadistic of you to drag up a man's past failings.
Even fcukin crimibags get the protection of the law, and I thought that admitting being in the FFA was covered by the rehabilitation of offenders act. :roll: :twisted: :D :wink:
 

chieftiff

War Hero
Moderator
#19
Ninja_Stoker said:
chieftiff said:
I don't know what you're worried about:
I supply them with nothing, zip, zilch
I'm in private industry
I am an ex-army cadet

The only reason they hate me is because I'm a MOD, apparently humourless because of it 8O
Not strictly true.

You forgot to mention you used to be a 'Woo', too. :wink:
Thanks mate, and there was me thinking at least you'd forgiven me :p

Rumrat said:
[How utterly sadistic of you to drag up a man's past failings.
Even fcukin crimibags get the protection of the law, and I thought that admitting being in the FFA was covered by the rehabilitation of offenders act. :roll: :twisted: :D :wink:
Thankfully it was the FAA, no rehabilitation required :lol:

FlagWagger said:
Using Holmes-like powers of deduction, these two facts point overwhelmingly to you working for either BAe or Flagship
Although it would seem that way no, I leapt out of the defence based industries when I left the RN. However, I do have a letter on my desk from the London based CEO of a of a huge US corporation thanking me for some work I recently did for them........................ I'm still trying to work out what it was as I don't actually remember doing any work since I left the mob :wink:
 
#20
Rumrat said:
[How utterly sadistic of you to drag up a man's past failings.
Even fcukin crimibags get the protection of the law, and I thought that admitting being in the FFA was covered by the rehabilitation of offenders act. :roll: :twisted: :D :wink:
Thankfully it was the FAA, no rehabilitation required :lol:

B*stard I've been outwitted. :evil:

Hope you get woodworm in your decking and your flag pole goes limp. :twisted: :D :wink:
 
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