Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by slim, Apr 6, 2007.
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Wonder if he was NHS?
Ah the old midnight heads. How does the saying go -
'there are only 2 kinds of officer - those who piss in their sinks and those who lie..'
Common practise in Smoke hotels when us northern monkeys are ''up for the cup'' ( rugby league ).
Urine is sterile. What's the problem?
You piss in your sink? I can see another talking too coming on! report to the chat room SF!
Oh for gods sake rosie, you'll be telling us you use yours for washing your face and cleaning your teeth next. :lol
Yes indeed I do! I am a lady!
I als get out of the bath to have a pee - ask Andym
Maybe he was going to use it as Mouthwash? 8O 8O 8O
This takes me back to my days of living in Halls (two years ago). I was one of those fortunatel to have my very own sink in my room, and there was one occasion at night when making it to the heads was really not an option, so I had to use my resources.
St Patrick's Day was the worst. As can be expected of most students I rather overdrank my constitution and was sick in the night, but rather than throw up all over the corridor, I aimed into that very useful sink! Unfortunately it didn't go down the plug very well, and facing that in the morning was not an exciting prospect.
But there are those times when you have to use what's available, and just make sure you clean it up though before anyone finds out! :lol:
With your oppo's toothbrush.
There was a ditty about this in Invince's Line Book, can't remember it all but one verse went -
'GL officers gins are pink
SL shags piss in the sink
Hard turn to Port, lid catch fails
Now my dick's like a beavers tail'
Again!!! I'm still limping from the last time.... just not the face, please not the face.
Actually I wasn't quite correct, Officers don't piss they micturate, and when having sex they don't come, they 'arrive'....
I don't care what you call it, just get your arse in the chatroom NOW!
reminds me of all the times when I was in naafi some kind soul would leave a fully monty in the bathroom after a saturday night bop
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