A little Joke

#1
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f--ked it,
and called it a cunt.
 
#3
A Welshman noticed a guy drinking water from a pool and said in Welsh " Don`t drink it, It`s full of cowshit", The guy replies " I`m a Pakistani, i can`t understand you, speak in English" and the Welsh guy says " Use both hands you`ll get more in".
 
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