A joke that was emailed to me today....

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    A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually

    attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant..

    So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said,

    'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' .and

    indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the

    wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided

    to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering

    nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to

    the gentleman.

    The note read:

    'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your

    garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants '

    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own

    in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed

    him to deliver it to the lady.

    It read:

    'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I

    have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo

    in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and

    a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars

    in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as

    beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the

    bottle back.'

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