A heart-warming biker story

janner

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On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on
I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge
so they stopped.


David, their leader, a big burly man aged 50, got off his Harley,
walked through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and asked,
"What are you doing?


She replied, "I'm going to commit suicide."


While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a
be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked, "Well, before you jump,
why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.

After they finished, David got approval from his biker-buddies, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and said, "Wow! That was the
best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you
committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether ‘she’ jumped or was pushed
 
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