A good offer?

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by fishhead, Mar 4, 2016.

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  1. I was chatting to a bird in a club.She whispered,

    "Do you fancy coming back to mine, I've got a fanny like a Polo."I said, "Oh yes."When we got back to her place I pulled down her knickers and gasped.

    .She said, "Surprised?"I said, "Totally, I thought you meant the mint not the fucking car."
     
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  2. A prostitute said I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of 10 quid as she didn't have a womb. Intrigued i asked how we'd do it? She replied "acwoss the woad, against those wailings"
     
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