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A girlfriend in every port???

Taztiff

War Hero
Aye , pitch black below for a couple of hours , pussers right angle torch at the hip.
Sat in mess drinking bottles of Guinness (the ones where you used to use a syringe like thing to inject air).
Problem was the crates had been stowed in a coffer dam next to a leaking diesel tank. Diesel had got into the bottle top seal leaving a taste of diesel to said Guinness. Still drunk it though - burps were a bit fragrant. And I was meeting my then girlfriend, now wife that night :D

On a more sneaky note, we managed to sell a dozen of the said crates to Invincible's Chiefs mess just prior to us deploying for 5 months ;)
 

Stirlin

War Hero
Fife , we were just sat in the mess nattering and having a laff , did not bother to move in case of meeting a forgotten fan trunking/cable track with your napper in the gloom. A few visitors , '' who the fcuk are you ''
'' Lt So and so checking you are all OK '' ......most sweating on getting all the wood props in place and leccy hook up in dry dock so we could go w/enders.
 
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