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A girlfriend in every port???

WreckerL

War Hero
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Very difficult to take photos of "nuclear equipment" especially naked down the reactor compartment.
 

Waspie

War Hero
He may find that hard!! She has loads of naked pictures of him down the submarine. I thought they weren’t allowed to take photos of nuclear equipment. Talk about caught with his pants down

This is a bite to quote @Alfacharlie isn't it?

Edited to add,

How long has ones todger been classed as 'nuclear equipment'?
 
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SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
I have stories about boat socials.

I'm not about to expose them (pun intended) here! One set of photos and the negatives, were destroyed almost as soon as they arrived onboard. No moblie phones then - thankfully!

Most wouldn't be believed anyway - by non submariners!
 

Sumo

War Hero
Very difficult to take photos of "nuclear equipment" especially naked down the reactor compartment.
what ever turns you on?

All I can say is green caterpillars, hello ambassador, when is your wife, smudge, I think, just took her to show her the sleeping quarters, panick get smudge, to late smudge is dragging green caterpillar into mess, name change to protect PURSEC , it was bungy. Obviously not allowed into bag fully clothed?

Me personally shit faced in every port may be my defense.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
what ever turns you on?

All I can say is green caterpillars, hello ambassador, when is your wife, smudge, I think, just took her to show her the sleeping quarters, panick get smudge, to late smudge is dragging green caterpillar into mess, name change to protect PURSEC , it was bungy. Obviously not allowed into bag fully clothed?

Me personally shit faced in every port may be my defense.
In English please, my babel fish is on leave :oops:
 

fishhead

War Hero
For some no run ashore was complete without contact with the opposite sex. Meanwhile most of us were satisfied with getting rat-arsed and having a bit of a laugh.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 

Wightsparker

War Hero
For some no run ashore was complete without contact with the opposite sex. Meanwhile most of us were satisfied with getting rat-arsed and having a bit of a laugh.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

"............and the Accused said to Leading Regulator Brown..."
 
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