An old bloke is sat at the bar when he notices a teenage girl staring at him. "What you looking at?" he asks. the girl replies "I've seen you before, when I was a little girl, weren't you a strongman in the circus?" That's right", replies the old fella, "A few years ago now". The girl says "You were really strong, you could bend a two inch thick iron bar over your cock". The old boy replies, "I can't do that anymore, me wrists have gone!".