Yes, I know, the smell of wee wee, the fiery temper, the smell of wee wee, the pallid and possibly freckled complexion, not to mention the smell of wee wee - I think I have a problem. Some fifteen years ago I fell in stalker-love with Gillian Anderson. It eats away at my heart to this very day, but I soldiered on and carried on fondling normals. I had nearly recovered, and then, after an impromptu Monday evening livener or two with the chaps, have come home to see the delightful DC Anna Travis (no idea what her real name is) being ginger on ITV and it's happening again. Should I seek help?