A ginger problem

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  1. Yes, I know, the smell of wee wee, the fiery temper, the smell of wee wee, the pallid and possibly freckled complexion, not to mention the smell of wee wee - I think I have a problem.

    Some fifteen years ago I fell in stalker-love with Gillian Anderson. It eats away at my heart to this very day, but I soldiered on and carried on fondling normals.

    I had nearly recovered, and then, after an impromptu Monday evening livener or two with the chaps, have come home to see the delightful DC Anna Travis (no idea what her real name is) being ginger on ITV and it's happening again.

    Should I seek help?

  2. Kelly Reilly, I think I may have a problem too :oops:
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  4. I had a Gwar missus once, and she was lovely. Chatted her up by smacking as hard as humanly possible on her arse, and waiting to see what happened. Got to see my hand print on her BASHED buttocks later that evening.

    Won't have a bad word said about 'em
  5. lindsay lohan :D
    Christina Hendricks
    Kate Mara
    i dont see much problem. :twisted:

  6. Stop posting obscenites :pukeright:
  7. Roving deathsquads?
  8. Bah!

    Had worse.

  9. But its causing inner turmoil :? :?
  10. I would in fact insert my bone into a ginger body, as long as it met certain criteria.
    1/ It must be female, or convince me it is.
    2/ Have a pulse, be it faint.
    3/ Scream when I mount them, and no not the usual "Get off".
  11. Kylie Ireland

    lily Cole

    Julianne Moore
  12. You ARE Fru T. Bunn and I claim my £5
  13. Im a fellow Ginge And i never Had a Problem.
  14. Christina Hendricks

    Mmmmm.......the curvy curvy girl from Mad Men, new series starting shortly bortly on Beeb 4/2
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Was there a mention of gingerbread sex dolls? If so, i'm in.

    Guzzler, there's nowt wrong with a gwar. I enjoyed a night of bouncy bouncy with one many moons ago and it was fab. She didn't smell of fox piss or twiglets but oddly enough, had the tang of Guinness about her.
  16. Apparantly she's fake ginger, though don't ask me why anyone would volunteer to do that to themselves
  17. I went down on a ginger bird once.

    It was like licking one of these:
  18. Only real men can handle ginger women! :) ;-)

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