A friend bit him, then this happened...


Lantern Swinger
He is quoted as saying:

“I think the time is right around Christmas to ram home the message of Jesus and what it’s really all about,” he said.

“This happening to me has made a difference to my state of mind.

Gone from thrapping submariner to thrapping bible basher.
I once wiped my bottom after a number two, and I also saw the face of Jesus in
the skidmarks on the toilet paper.
I was so awestruck, all I could say was;
"Holy shit!".
I've had a boat with Andy, he was always a bit "different", shall we say :)

He's actually a good bloke but if he starts preaching at the next SM2 reunion, he's still going out the window though ;)
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