A few Oscar Pistorius Jokes.

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  1. wal

    wal Badgeman

    Well, so far it appears that his defence doesn't have a leg to stand on





    Forget the gun, you think he would have used a blade!


    Roses are red,
    Violets are glorious,
    Don't try to surprise
    Oscar Pistorius



    I heard he was leg less at the time



    I had heard that he was very highly sprung


    I think that poor old Oscar form has slipped...and he now wants to go to the Olympics as a pistol shooter...





    Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius!
     
  2. Oscar Pistorius ... Bringing a whole new meaning to taking your girlfriend out for Valentines Day!
     
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  3. Cant say it's my joke but, murder aside, agree with the sentiment.


    Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his missus' face imagining she was someone else!
     
  4. wal

    wal Badgeman




    That's because she bought him socks for Valentines Day.
     
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  5. GNG

    GNG

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    Nike advert from 2011. Need I say more?
     

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