A few Oscar Pistorius Jokes.

[wal]

Well, so far it appears that his defence doesn't have a leg to stand on





Forget the gun, you think he would have used a blade!


Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius



I heard he was leg less at the time



I had heard that he was very highly sprung


I think that poor old Oscar form has slipped...and he now wants to go to the Olympics as a pistol shooter...





Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never sneak up on Oscar Pistorius!

 

[MG Maniac]

Oscar Pistorius ... Bringing a whole new meaning to taking your girlfriend out for Valentines Day!

 

[bk86]

Cant say it's my joke but, murder aside, agree with the sentiment.


Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his missus' face imagining she was someone else!

 

[wal]

Cant say it's my joke but, murder aside, agree with the sentiment.


Surely Oscar Pistorius can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his missus' face imagining she was someone else!

That's because she bought him socks for Valentines Day.

 

[GNG]

Nike advert from 2011. Need I say more?