A Fairy Tale - From the Womans persective.

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my
needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog
legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself:

I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!!!!!

Share with all the princesses you know! It's sure to brighten their day
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?


2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for
over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later, they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?


3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?


4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday , or Sunday?


5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!





Answers


1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.


2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.

3. Charcoal

4. Sure you can. Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.

5. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English lannguage, does not appear once in the paragraph.
 

Six_and_a_Half

Lantern Swinger
janner said:
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday , or Sunday?

Actually I was going with Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day! But your answer is good, too.
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?>

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?



(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?


(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know....it never happened)



8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
 

kingoftwigs

War Hero
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)[/quote]

I bought a blonde girlfriend a vibrator once, she had to throw it away, she said it made her teeth hurt! :wink: :twisted:
 
Peter said:
janner said:
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday , or Sunday?

Actually I was going with Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day! But your answer is good, too.

You both fail. Each of your example contains the word "day" which is part of the word in Mon-DAY, Tues-DAY, etc... :grin:

Try again lads!
 
Always_a_Civvy said:
Peter said:
janner said:
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday , or Sunday?

Actually I was going with Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day! But your answer is good, too.

You both fail. Each of your example contains the word "day" which is part of the word in Mon-DAY, Tues-DAY, etc... :grin:

Try again lads!

Miercoles, Jueves, Viernes no day there.

Nutty
 

Standard_Bearer

Lantern Swinger
Always_a_Civvy said:
The frogs legs would also be nice brazed in red wine with shallots and a bay leaf and served on a bed on rice...

I ate some froglegs once, never again, I thought of all those leless frogs in wheelchairs :grin:
 

aussiepint

War Hero
janner said:
This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my
needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog
legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself:

I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!!!!!

Share with all the princesses you know! It's sure to brighten their day

Janner,
This Princess is loving your work!!! :twisted:
 
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