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A fairey tale, well I hope it is.

Thi is for you ladies, I just hope this is not true or my dreams will be shattered.


[i[align=center]Once upon a time
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In a land far away,

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A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess

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Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues

On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper,
young prince that I am

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And then, my sweet, we can marry

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And set up housekeeping in your castle

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With my mother,

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Where you can prepare my meals,

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Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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And forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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As the princess dined sumptuously

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On lightly sauteed frog legs

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Seasoned in a white wine

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And onion cream sauce,

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She chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fuckin' think so.
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Nutty
 
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