Thi is for you ladies, I just hope this is not true or my dreams will be shattered.
[i[align=center]Once upon a time
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In a land far away,
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A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess
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Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper,
young prince that I am
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And then, my sweet, we can marry
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And set up housekeeping in your castle
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With my mother,
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Where you can prepare my meals,
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Clean my clothes, bear my children,
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And forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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As the princess dined sumptuously
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On lightly sauteed frog legs
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Seasoned in a white wine
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And onion cream sauce,
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She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin' think so. [/align]
Nutty
[i[align=center]Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~
In a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper,
young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
Where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
~~ ~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
On lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
Seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
And onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin' think so. [/align]
Nutty