A fairey tale, well I hope it is.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Nutty, Jul 28, 2007.

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  1. Thi is for you ladies, I just hope this is not true or my dreams will be shattered.


    [i[align=center]Once upon a time
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    In a land far away,

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    A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess

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    Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues

    On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle.

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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady,

    I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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    One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper,
    young prince that I am

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    And then, my sweet, we can marry

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    And set up housekeeping in your castle

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    With my mother,

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    Where you can prepare my meals,

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    Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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    And forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "

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    That night,

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    As the princess dined sumptuously

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    On lightly sauteed frog legs

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    Seasoned in a white wine

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    And onion cream sauce,

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    She chuckled and thought to herself:

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    I don't fuckin' think so.
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    Nutty
     
  2. PMSL , Brilliant that , :w00t: :thumright:
     
  3. Warped! Inspired but definitely warped.

    LOL

    SF
     

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