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A couple of questions for you

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
2 Tough
Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who
were deaf, two
who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
abortion?



Read
the next question before looking at the response for this one.




Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world
leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who
would you vote for?

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist.
He's had two
mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office
twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's
a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these
candidates would be our choice?



Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
response.





Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.




And,
by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.



Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.


Wait
till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..



Never be afraid to try something new.



Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.

Professionals...built the Titanic



And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more
than 500
employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing
bad checks
* 117 have directly or
indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on
drug-related charges
* 8 have been
arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are
currently defendants in lawsuits
*
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


Can you guess
which organization this is?



Give up yet?



It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.


You gotta pass
this on...2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
Interesting Janner...makes you think huh??...take nothing on face value...but how many times do we do that??
 

slim

War Hero
No problem with aborting Beethoven as I prefer the Beatles.
As for Hitler, well he would have sorted out all the chavs and pikeys.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
slim said:
No problem with aborting Beethoven as I prefer the Beatles.
As for Hitler, well he would have sorted out all the chavs and pikeys.

Hmm, and after he'd finished with the 'chavs and pikeys' Hitler would have turned his attention to the rest of us who did not conform... 8O :roll:
 

chieftiff

War Hero
Moderator
slim said:
Hitlers mom said that he was "A lovable rogue who was misunderstood"

But I bet he didn't tell his mum he was running around with his mates (Thule Society) pretending to be the devil incarnate waving a spear that (alledgedly) pierced the side of Christ. It's not the sort of thing you would tell your mum as she would spank you, tell you to grow up and leave you looking like a naughty schoolboy..... oh how different history could have been had Hitler's mum nipped around unexpectedly one evening! :whew:
 

slim

War Hero
chieftiff said:
slim said:
Hitlers mom said that he was "A lovable rogue who was misunderstood"

But I bet he didn't tell his mum he was running around with his mates (Thule Society) pretending to be the devil incarnate waving a spear that (alledgedly) pierced the side of Christ. It's not the sort of thing you would tell your mum as she would spank you, tell you to grow up and leave you looking like a naughty schoolboy..... oh how different history could have been had Hitler's mum nipped around unexpectedly one evening! :whew:

Unfortunately his mother was too busy flogging her parts in the Jewish quarter to make a few shekels in order to keep young Hitler in boot polish and underarm deodorant
 
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