A couple of questions for you

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    2 Tough
    Questions

    Question 1:

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
    already, three who
    were deaf, two
    who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
    syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
    abortion?



    Read
    the next question before looking at the response for this one.




    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world
    leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who
    would you vote for?

    Candidate A.

    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
    with astrologist.
    He's had two
    mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


    Candidate B.

    He was kicked out of office
    twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
    college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.



    Candidate C

    He is a decorated war hero. He's
    a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
    occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



    Which of these
    candidates would be our choice?



    Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the
    response.





    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.




    And,
    by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.



    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
    before judging someone.


    Wait
    till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..



    Never be afraid to try something new.



    Remember:

    Amateurs...built the ark.

    Professionals...built the Titanic



    And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
    that has a little more
    than 500
    employees and has the following statistics:

    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

    * 7 have been arrested for fraud

    * 19 have been accused of writing
    bad checks
    * 117 have directly or
    indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

    * 14 have been arrested on
    drug-related charges
    * 8 have been
    arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are
    currently defendants in lawsuits
    *
    84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...


    Can you guess
    which organization this is?



    Give up yet?



    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

    The same group that crank out
    hundreds of new laws each year designed to
    keep the rest of us in line.


    You gotta pass
    this on...2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
     
  2. Interesting Janner...makes you think huh??...take nothing on face value...but how many times do we do that??
     
  3. No problem with aborting Beethoven as I prefer the Beatles.
    As for Hitler, well he would have sorted out all the chavs and pikeys.
     
  4. I don't believe that Frau Beethoven was on Benefit. All risk was her risk (and Herr Beethoven's, of course).
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Hmm, and after he'd finished with the 'chavs and pikeys' Hitler would have turned his attention to the rest of us who did not conform... 8O :roll:
     
  6. Hitler was a lovely man - wouldnt hurt a fly!
     
  7. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    Hmm! Spear of Longinus comes to mind, lovely bloke!
     
  8. Hitlers mom said that he was "A lovable rogue who was misunderstood"
     
  9. chieftiff

    chieftiff War Hero Moderator

    But I bet he didn't tell his mum he was running around with his mates (Thule Society) pretending to be the devil incarnate waving a spear that (alledgedly) pierced the side of Christ. It's not the sort of thing you would tell your mum as she would spank you, tell you to grow up and leave you looking like a naughty schoolboy..... oh how different history could have been had Hitler's mum nipped around unexpectedly one evening! :whew:
     
  10. Unfortunately his mother was too busy flogging her parts in the Jewish quarter to make a few shekels in order to keep young Hitler in boot polish and underarm deodorant
     
  11. I picked Churchill but I never liked beethoven anyways lol
     

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