Some quotes from Witsend.
Are you suffering from the effects of a stroke or were you born a dribbling ****?
Well done! You've just made me stiff.
Monty could always liven it up by posting Fucknottle's address and credit card details. I could then while away a bit of time subscribing him up for every gay and womens magazine and the muslim brotherhood. A few wine clubs, catalogues and of course order him a Domino's and ruby murray for tonights dinner.
Apart from this being a Pinocchio fishing trip, its alway amusing reading the responses from a certain generation when the trigger word 'Muslim' is spouted. They fall over themselves reaching for the bus pass whilst trying to justify their aversion to a different culture. It's the same when the other trigger word 'homosexual' is typed.
My wife came home with a vibrator. Started waving it about and screamed, "I don't need you now! I don't need you now!" Guess who had to put the batteries in?