A Collection of Classic Dits

Discussion in 'RR Greatest Threads' started by Blackrat, Mar 20, 2013.

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  1. Blackrat

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    There have been some bloody hilarious posts in Lil's over the years, and i am making it my task, when i have some time free, to track them down and post them here. The originators will, of course, be given the credit that they are due. Some of these dit's can be found (no doubt) in the Greatest Threads bit, but i thought a collection of the odd pearler in here may bring about the glory days of Lil's. Let's get started then.

     
  2. Blackrat

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    Both the above post and this one are taken from the Revenge on Seniors thread.

     
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    Guzzler. One of his many one liners.

     
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    Monty showing his caring side to various posters in various threads.

     
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    Taken from the Back to Basics thread.

     
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    Stan. Back to Basics thread.

     
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    Wet Blobby - Back to Basics thread.

     
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    Monty experimenting.

     
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    2_Deck_Dash - Back to Basics

     
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    A compilation of JonnoJonno quotes compiled by his own stalker, The Reverend. A bit spooky really.

     
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  11. Whatever happened to Jonno............is he still watching the turds go by?
     
  12. Blackrat

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    He became Canto then ****. He's still around.
     
  13. He's alive and well (ish). Just not on here anymore. I'll try and entice him back with some shat kecks or something.
     
  14. :thumleft:
     
  15. Seaweed

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    I've run this one before but it might still rate ..

    Told me by the chap i shared an office with in my last job before I swallowed the anchor for full due.

    In his immediate last job he had been G of (the OLD) HMS Bulwark.
    In Hamburg ca. 1969 he was boned for Officer of the Patrol.

    Patrol is called out to a fracas in a bar. The sort of bar with a small dance floor with a spotlight shining on it.

    Turns out Jack has arrived, slung his hat into the spotlight and declaimed:

    "Right, which of you Jew-burning bastards is going to buy me a beer?"
     
  16. This made me laugh...

     
  17. I think it's about time RonJeremy came back, his dits were all classics in the CĂșnt mould.
     
  18. Blackrat

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    Stan - The Gayest Navy.

     
  19. Blackrat

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    Guzzler - King of the one liners.

     
  20. hahaha, this is a lot better than revising
     

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