A chip off the old block

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True to form my girl joined ARK on Ssturday in Newcastle, she was sailing on Sunday for JMC. She was oot down the Toon until 5am and had a head like a forty shilling pisspot when she rang home yesterday. Fcuk does it bring back memories bet she's still hanging out of her arse today bless her. :eek:
 
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I'm sorry Stan but there is just so much ammo in your post, I just couldn't resist.


Do you have any pics of her? :wink:

stan_the_man said:
my girl

She was oot down the Toon until 5am

head like a forty shilling pisspot

Fcuk

hanging out of her arse

Fnaaaaar fnaaaaar.
 
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stan_the_man said:
True to form my girl joined ARK on Ssturday in Newcastle, she was sailing on Sunday for JMC. She was oot down the Toon until 5am and had a head like a forty shilling pisspot when she rang home yesterday. Fcuk does it bring back memories bet she's still hanging out of her arse today bless her. :eek:
As I briefed 2DD on Friday, I met up with my Ark oppos in town on Saturday night. :wink:
 
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:D :D :D :D She's fcuking Divs like her mum but not as refined even though I did send her to boarding school. Don't like looking at her on Facebook it makes me blush
 
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Montigny-La-Palisse said:
stan_the_man said:
True to form my girl joined ARK on Ssturday in Newcastle, she was sailing on Sunday for JMC. She was oot down the Toon until 5am and had a head like a forty shilling pisspot when she rang home yesterday. Fcuk does it bring back memories bet she's still hanging out of her arse today bless her. :eek:
As I briefed 2DD on Friday, I met up with my Ark oppos in town on Saturday night. :wink:
Monty she finally made it to sea unless she went on the trot yesterday 8O
 
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stan_the_man said:
:D :D :D :D She's fcuking Divs like her mum but not as refined even though I did send her to boarding school. Don't like looking at her on Facebook it makes me blush
She's not half bad at all. But don't worry Stan, I don't fancy taking my chances with you kicking me up and down the strasse!
 
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stan_the_man said:
Monty - my only child but she has inherited the sewer mouth her father was born with, I did warn her about the bitches down 6 Tango
There's some good girls on the Strike Wing mate, she'll be fine.
 
#9
Ta Monty she was so looking forward to it just hope it lives up to her expectations , I think I was more excited than she was though how sad is that
 
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Jenny_Dabber said:
stan_the_man said:
Yeah I know when I was on ARK one of the killick wrns used to spend an hour in the girls showers and never got wet - well her hair didn't
Shame those showerheads aren't detachable
Jenny don't spoil my fantasies your'e not light on yer loafers or bent as an arabs dagger are you
 
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stan_the_man said:
Jenny_Dabber said:
stan_the_man said:
Yeah I know when I was on ARK one of the killick wrns used to spend an hour in the girls showers and never got wet - well her hair didn't
Shame those showerheads aren't detachable
Jenny don't spoil my fantasies your'e not light on yer loafers or bent as an arabs dagger are you
I'll be whatever you want me to be..............
 
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stan_the_man said:
:D :D :D :D She's fcuking Divs like her mum but not as refined even though I did send her to boarding school. Don't like looking at her on Facebook it makes me blush

She was recommendeed as a friend the other day to me!!! Never met her? Think it was an automatic facebook thing. :D
 
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