Right, Clan Scruffles is in a long-running feud with the neighbours, and I need all you fcukers to help sort them out. I reckon setting up camp on their drive should work. I've seen that all you fcukers pull together and offer useful and practical assistance. I wondered if you'd all like to come and set up a camp on their drive to run the barstewards out of town? It'll be a quality pikey camp, Blackrat can bring his "love van" down, MLP with his Micra, Magda's shitty little motor might be able to make the 40-odd miles here, although I wouldn't bet on it. Brawling, littering and thieving are mandatory, although that shouldn't be a problem for you lot. Artist's impression of RR traveller site p.s, I have booze.