A Cajun Joke

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  1. One day, while fishing under the I-10 bridge in the Atchafalaya Basin,
    Boudreaux made a confession.
    "We all been friends for thirty year and been tru a lot. I never told
    ya'll dis befo 'cause I don't wanna ruin our friendship, but I'm gay."
    Fontenot looked over at Thibodeaux and say, "We kinda figured dat out
    a while back, but wadn't gonna say nuttin' 'cause we didn't wanna
    embarrass you"
    Boudreaux thanked them for their understanding and continued, "Da
    reason I'm tollin' ya'll dis is 'cause I got AIDS and I got six munt
    to liv. Ya'll da only family I got lef and I want ya'll to promise me
    dat ya'll won't let dem bary me. I'm scared of dem caskets and I
    wanna be cre mate. Den, I want ya'll to throw my ashes from dat
    bridge up dair into dis swamp where we've spent so much time
    together."
    Fontenot and Thibodeaux wiped back a few tears, then agreed to do what
    their friend asked.
    Shore nough, six munts later Boudreaux died, and they were standing on
    the bridge with the ashes. Fontenot was about to throw them out when
    Thibodeaux stopped him: Wait, you gotta say sumtin," he say.
    "I donno what to say. I never was much about goin' to church,"
    Fontenot admitted.
    Thibodeaux, he scratch his head, "Just say somtin'.... anyting. Make
    it rhyme."
    Fontenot, he tought about it a while and started trowin' dem ashes out
    over da swamp and say, "Ashes to ashes, Dus to dus, if you'd a liked
    women, you'd be here wit us."
     

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