A BJ a day keeps the sickness away..........

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  1. Sorry to digress, but why on earth is that bastion of Englishness printing headlines in American?

    Rhetorical of course S-B.
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    Guzzler old chap - the subject is semen not semantics :wink:
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  3. If they can reach then by all means they should give it a go.
  4. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    hahahaha @ the comments section. Ginger cake and a bacon sandwich. :biggrin:
  5. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    A mouth full of jizz cures all women's ailments. I tell my wife so all the time.

  6. It also cleans engines pretty good.
    Much better than kerosene.
  7. Girl I once knew, swore by it as a a facepack, thank you God.
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  8. Girl I once knew swore at me for the facepack. God Almighty.
  9. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    What the fuck do you know about engines dabber???
    Stick to painting for fucks sake.
  10. I don't know much about scab lifting either but was a paramedic, ..didn't stop me just shove a fuckin plaster on.
    And engines? don't be fuckin stupid I own a Fiat.:sad5:
  11. Fiats have engines! :shock: :confused3:
  12. Oh yes, and if you ever owned one you'd know, as you spend as much time fixin it as you do swearing at it and attempting to drive it.
    Why do you think its 10 years old and only done 35,000 ish miles?
    I can't sell it I would miss knowing whats going to break next.
  13. Hmm ... an interesting thesis! One that merits a clinical trial

    Now all we need are some volunteers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. ill dish out a bj for a small fee if it helps
  15. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    I thought the trained response was: "Have some brufen and come back next week if it still hurts."
    Can't argue about the Fiat though!:icon_smile:

  16. Such reliability, Had a Marina once, 100 mpg (oil) 2000 miles to the engine 3000 miles to the gearbox, had it 9 months, in that time it had 4 engines and 3 gearboxes. Hadnt got inclination to wank over it, do you think it would have helped?
  17. Might not help the car but may have made you feel better???:crying:
  18. I found that if I bent my legs w-a-y back over my head when I was in me bunk, I could just about get my own knob in me gob....but as for making one feel better - it played havoc with my back. You should try it sometime.

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