Navy Net - Royal Navy Community

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

A bit of advice needed... (Fancy Dress)

chatsharris

Lantern Swinger
I've been given New Years off on the duty roster, so I'm planning on bringing in the New Year in by getting so rat @rsed that I keep drinking for fear of the hangover.

Unfortunately, the missus says we have to do it in fancy dress.

I've been racking my brains trying to think of someone to go as, but all I keep popping in my head is Harold Shipman. Relatively easy to do, just get a beard, some officers clothes and a stethoscope. Pair that with a fondness for murdering the old and I reckon that'll do nicely.

Before I dive in, has anyone else got ay suggestions at all?
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Go down the local town centre, knock the kids aside, then get your face painted up, say the tiger look. Then cover yourself in an old tigerskin print frock, readily available in Oxfam or any other charridy shop, and....

VOILA! - your alter ego.........

Kenny the Mong Tiger!

And being as he is a bit of a mong, then you can get as ratted as you want and still be in character!!

Happy New Year!! :D
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Just don't go in 70's rig or 118 men rig. It's just fcuking gay as fcuk!

Belly dancer was always a fave of mine. Negat knicks though.
 
Go as Liz Hurley in that little black dress number, nick your missus dress, cut it down one side and then saftey pin it together, then dress your missus in cricket gear. :twisted:
 

babystew

Lantern Swinger
paint one side of your face bright blue, throw on an old tartan car blanket, rip up two pillow cases and tie one round each foot and go as braveheart.
dont forget the orange wig
 

Merlin28

War Hero
I like this myself
http://www.charlievegas.co.uk/products-155.htm

 

scouse

War Hero
chatsharris said:
I've been given New Years off on the duty roster, so I'm planning on bringing in the New Year in by getting so rat @rsed that I keep drinking for fear of the hangover.

Unfortunately, the missus says we have to do it in fancy dress.

I've been racking my brains trying to think of someone to go as, but all I keep popping in my head is Harold Shipman. Relatively easy to do, just get a beard, some officers clothes and a stethoscope. Pair that with a fondness for murdering the old and I reckon that'll do nicely.

Before I dive in, has anyone else got ay suggestions at all?
:wink: Some ideas here from the Lusty lads Chats :roll: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...w-reprimanded-over-Turkish-orgy-pictures.html
 

Ninja_Stoker

War Hero
Moderator
chatsharris said:
Guzzler said:
chatsharris said:
some officer's clothes

Why officer's clothes?

Did I miss something?

Collared shirt, chinos and brown shoes. Pretty much the murdering doctor look.

:wink:


The problem with wearing that, adding a jacket & tie (Dog Robbers) is you could be confused with just being a kill-joy rather than a serial killer.
 
chatsharris said:
Guzzler said:
chatsharris said:
some officer's clothes

Why officer's clothes?

Did I miss something?

Collared shirt, chinos and brown shoes. Pretty much the murdering doctor look.

:wink:

Trouble is with the "Shipman" look you're going out with the missus, now, I have depressingly low standards but I wouldn't put NZB's c0ck anywhere near his missus let alone mine. She's a right munter, big, fat, frumpy horrapig. You cant do that to your missus mate.

Apologies if your pash actually looks like that.......well...not really, I'd be to busy laughing and pointing. :p
 

tommo

War Hero
Get a big wooly suit and go as the sugar puff monster and get your misses to pull her pissflaps over her ears and go as a sugar puff
 

chatsharris

Lantern Swinger
All very good points fellas, might need to abandon that one then...

Back to the drawing board I go, where's me crayons??
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
S A bit of advice needed, ref a problem with JPA Diamond Lil's 2
1ManRiot Bit of a conundrum- advice needed! RMR 10
C A bit more interview advice Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 17
Olly013 A bit of advice for aspiring Pilots, Observers and Aircrewmen Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 33
S Bit of advice please Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 11
N A bit of advice please... Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 16
J A Bit of Preparation Advice? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 7
F bit of advice The Corps 37
E A little bit of advice appreci re: mechanical selection test Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 5
B Bit of advice..? RMR 21
A A bit of regret The Quarterdeck 15
D Ganges Boys Kit 1945. A bit different from today History 28
SONAR-BENDER Norman, a bit of Deja Vu........ Diamond Lil's 37
MoD_RSS Caroline does her bit to support community Covid-19 response MoD News 0
higthepig A bit of roughers........... The Quarterdeck 6
R Bit of an unusual question The Fleet 27
B Your probably all a bit too skin for this but..... The Corps 0
MoD_RSS Press release: Robber who bit off part of victim’s ear jailed MoD News 0
Ageing_Gracefully A nifty bit of parking Diamond Lil's 0
Sumo Bit of old history from a brave man History 2
C A little bit of lesser known history Bases / Shore Est 4
C erm... a bit of confusion any help apreciated! Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 9
vauxhall EDP - the best bit Finance & Pensions 3
vauxhall The Best Bit - Have Your Cake and Eat It Finance & Pensions 0
vauxhall The Best Bit --- Timing! Finance & Pensions 0
WannabeAdmiral What sort of questions come under the verbal ability bit of the RT? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 16
L The next bit Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 7
D Just a bit of clarification with regards system engineer cadet officer recruitment RFA 1
Ballistic A friend bit him, then this happened... Diamond Lil's 5
F The best bit Diamond Lil's 1
S Bit of an odd question... Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 8
alfred_the_great Home Page and the 'rough bit' Site Issues 5
G Revised rules for The Rough Bit. Diamond Lil's 9
G The Rough Bit: The rules. Diamond Lil's 0
trelawney126 Clegg gets a bit if Limelight Current Affairs 7
F Bad taste, or just a bit of fun ? Diamond Lil's 8
angry_mac EC, a bit late chaps... The Quarterdeck 19
F A bit of a quandry The Gash Barge 8
K Tinnitus - Bit of help required Health & Fitness 7
K Just a bit of help would be great...? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 10
EarlyChop F35, a bit naff? Current Affairs 14
xchiefcook A little bit of help please Nearest & Dearest 2
Topstop A nice bit of music, a sobering film. Motoring 4
BillyNoMates A bit of Frankie. Diamond Lil's 1
Stirling Left a bit....right a bit....shit! Diamond Lil's 2
scouse Could be in for a bit of fun!!! when the Septics train us up for Flight Deck Ops The Fleet Air Arm 4
SecondChanceSam Bit Of Help Please Lads? The Corps 37
trelawney126 Fancy a Bit of Mentoring by Ex Home Secretary Diamond Lil's 1
Z Looking for a bit of help please Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 7
Z Just looking for a bit of help Submariners 10
Similar threads


















































Latest Threads

Top