A Bearded Clam by any other name?

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  1. :idea: The Fanny Thesaurus. :idea:

    Clout Growler Minge Snatch Coochie

    Just how many names can there possibly be for
    it??

    Please try not to repeat one that's already been posted.
    Invent a new one if need be..... :la:

    Off y'go then.
     
  2. Do you mind! I visited this page solely because I thought it was a discussion about matelot's chin flora only to find it's discussing disguting evolutionary anomalies.

    Astonished of Amstetten
     
  3. Cnut? The hairy cup (as in drinking from.). Poontang. Beaver.
     
  4. axe wound, gush hole, beef curtains
     
  5. Gordon Brown? Well he's a C@#$!!
     
  6. Fur burger, hairy pie, Eeew! Now I need to go and wash my mouth out!
     
  7. Peter Andre?
     
  8. Badly packed Kebab
     
  9. Salmon Canyon

    STD Bingo

    Pink Lagoon

    Pleasure Land
     
  10. Dirt box

    Snatch block

    The offal bowl 8O :D :oops:
     
  11. Lady garden
    Glut box
     
  12. Funny how Vagina hasn't been mentioned :p

    Sorry just being a twat :p
     
  13. Velvet Tardis
    Punani
    Mini
    Foo Foo
    Floosie
    Pound of chopped liver
    Camel Toe
    Baby Launcher
    Coochie
    Cooter
    Cunt
    Pussy
    Vertical Smile
    Flange
    Meat wallet
    Minge
    Quim
    Snatch
     
  14. C U Next Tuesday
    Panty Hamster
    Snatch
    Pussy
    Twat
    Verticle Smile
    Gash
    Muff
    Canoe Full Of Moose Meat
    Poonnani
    Quim
    Bucket Of Eels
    Itchy Twitchy Twat
    Gutted Hedgehog
    Tuna Taco
    Meat Curtains
    Chuff
    Fanny
    Spaniard With His Throat Slit
    Fur Burger
    Turkey Purse
    Sausage Wallet
    Va-Jay-Jay
    Man In The Canoe
    Hippo's Yawn
    Lap Flounder
    Minge
    Tuna Flap
    Fuck Chute
    Gutter Hole
    Wizards Sleeve
    Crack
    Hairy Axe Wound
    The Screaming Eagle
    Cum Dumpster
    Spam Purse
    Stink Box
    Hairy Clam
    Bearded Clam
    Moot
    Beaver
    Her Fortune
    Sperm Arcade
    Flange
    Gunt
    The Moneymaker
    Pink Taco
    Groove
    Whisker Bisquit
    Bulging Lunchbox
    Fiddle Cove
    Hooha
    The Furry Goblet
    Slit
    Beefcurtain Pleasure
    Gummy Clam
    Oyster Ditch
    Harry Twatter
    Vertical Monkey Mouth
    Puha
    Growler
    Hairy Potter
    Buffalo Gums
    Spam Tin
    Box
    Clowns Pocket
    Cock Cavern
    Love Canal
    Steak Drapes
    Hair Pie
    Cooter
    Snapper
    Side Ways Sloppy Joe
    Pouch
    Pleat
    Cunny
    Dish
    Bearded Taco
    Vagina
    To Go Box
    Camel Toe
    Pink Fortess
    Furry Lobster
    Fish Taco
    Axe Wound
    Fish Wrinkle
    Shame Cave
    Vagoo
    The King Prawn
    Puder
    Blood Cave
    Love Box
    Putang Pie
    Penis Sleeve
    Biff
    The Bat Cave
    Fur Trappers Hat
    Notorious V.A.G.
    Hamburger
    Open Wound
    Yogurt Pot
    Mutt
    Vadge
    Whispering Eye
    Blossom Full Of Nectar
    Hot Box
    Downstairs
    Roast Beef Flap Over
    Moose Knuckle
    Fleshy Mound
    Zipper Fruit
    Whispy Mound
    Gateway To Her Guts
    The Unforgiving Eye
    The Snack That Smiles Back
    Bucket Of Brains
    Saltwater Smorgisborg
    Fur Pie
    Who Who
    Fairy Cave
    Scradge
    The Scrambled Eggs Between The Legs
    Doody
    Wisker Biscuits
    Chong Chong
    Squish Mitten
    Cootch
    Mule Lip
    Fillet Of Fish
    Sacred V
    Hatchet Wound
    Jenny's Cottagepie
    Tuna Sandwich
    Cauldron Cunt
    Tuna Pocket
    Meat Pleat
    Furbie
    Incubator Entrance
    Pig With It's Throat Cut
    Pork Scabbard
    Sni-Snoo
    Baby Maker
    Peach Pit
    Trim
    Hoo Hoo Dilly
    Meat Cleaver
    Dick Mitten
    Your Moms Hairy Face
    Lady Garden
    Cock Pit
    Mrs. Winkles
    Woozer
    Beetle Bonnet
    Moonay
    Multi-Purpose Hall
    Nunu
    Love Pocket
    Juice Box
    Hot Pocket
    Ham Wallet
    Spadge
    Sarlacc Pit
    Wet Bottom Pie
    Foof
    Dribbly Biff
    Dick Sleeve
    Womb With A View
    Fish Pits
    Minky
    Sheath
    Map Of Tasmania
    Nappy Dug-Out
    Penis Pocket
    Lunch Box
    Front Bottom
    Munk
    Honey Pot
    Cookie
    Yippie-Bog
    Pudding Hatch
    Sanjia
    Gravy Maker
    Juice Extractor
    Tuppence
    Rat
    Afro Clam
    Squish Mittins
    Beef Castornets
    Natures Oven
    Snapping Gyro
    Blossom
    Bat Wing
    Split Peach
    Velvet Love Flaps
    Toolbox
    Monkey Lips
    A Retarded Babys Face
    Salmon Purse
    Queef-Cookie
    Roast Beef Curtain
    Baby Chute
    Cootier Bug
    Ninja Boot
    Hairy Mary
    Cocksock
    One Eyed Anaconda Canal
    Sticky Beef Curtains
    Fortress Of Solitude
    Clammy Ham Cavern
    Hairy Moccasin
    Bucket Of Worms
    Meat Bucket
    Little Front Butt
    Wizard's Sleeve
    Black And Deker Pecker Recker
    Cooch
    Hairy Buttered Pudding Hatch
    Clunge
    Baboons Front Bum
    Coin Machine
    Flower
    Susie
    Roast Beef
    Crazy Patch
    Downtown
    Cave Of Wonders
    Vjammer
    Bubble Gum Taco
    Sparkle
    Silk Lined Purse
    Under Carriage
    Strawberry
    Mound
    Slip And Slide
    Meat Blossom
    Fortune Cookie
    Man Gack Dart Board
    Fetus Necklace
    Front Door
    Vagina-Mony
    Flesh Canoe
    Cresent Eye
    Aunt Hilda's Hidey Hole
    Malt Whistle
    Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
    Bearded Axe-Wound
    Ponderosa
    Honey Dripper
    Whales Eye
    Clump
    Bacon Butty
    Box Faps
    Vertical Bacon Sandwich
    Nunny
    Open Wallet
    Biffer Plate
    She-Nay-Nay
     
  15. I think you missed out Tuppence.
     
  16. You said wizards sleeve twice
     
  17. GrogRat's on leave folks......life in a Skegness Caravan's a terrible thing.

    GR - sterling effort and post defo. one for the library.

    Cos (Arabic)
    CodPiece
     
  18. Clearly most of the terms on Grog_Rat's list are American in origin and not used over here in Blighty.

    'Bubble Gum Taco' & 'Who Who' & 'Chong Chong' & 'She-Nay-Nay' etc? FFS

    Tuppence was on the list but where were Monkey, Front Bottom or Piss Flaps when you need them?
     

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