9 months later

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  1. John decided to go skiing with his oppo, Keith.
    So they loaded up John's minivan
    And headed north.

    After driving for a few hours,
    They where caught in a terrible blizzard.
    So they pulled into a nearby farm
    And asked the attractive lady
    Who answered the door
    If they could spend the night.

    'I realise it’s terrible weather out there
    And I have this huge house all to myself,
    But I'm recently widowed,'
    She explained.
    'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk
    If I let you stay in my house.'

    'Don't worry,' John said.
    'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
    And if the weather breaks,
    We'll be gone at first light.'
    The lady agreed,
    And the two men found their way to the barn
    And settled in for the night

    Come morning, the weather had cleared,
    And they got on their way.
    They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

    But about nine months later,
    John got an unexpected letter
    From a lawyer.
    It took him a few minutes to figure it out,
    But he finally cottoned on
    That it was from the lawyer
    Of that attractive widow
    He had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his oppo Keith and asked,
    'Keith, do you remember
    That good-looking widow from the farm
    We stayed at on our ski holiday up north
    About 9 months ago?'

    'Yes, I do.' Said Keith.

    'Did you, er, happen to get up

    In the middle of the night,
    go up to the house and pay her a visit and give her a dam good seeing to?'

    'Well, um, yes!,' Keith said,
    a little embarrassed about being found out,
    'I have to admit that I did.'

    'And did you happen to give her my name
    Instead of telling her your name?'

    Keith's face turned beet red and he said,
    'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, oppo.
    I'm afraid I did.'
    'Why do you ask?'

    'She just died and left me everything.'

    And you thought the ending Would be ?:tongue10: :blob2::razz:
  2. Funneh....

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