You know you are a child of the 80's if... *. Your first date took you to the roller rink and you held hands for "Couples Only" skate. *. You wore a banana clip at some point in your youth. *. You carried a big colored comb in your back pocket. *. You know what "Push Up" ice cream is. *. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on. Wax off". *. You wanted to be a Goonie. *. You know who Max Headroom is. *. You ever wore fluorescent or neon clothing. *. You could breakdance or wish you could. * You wanted to dress like the Hulk or She-Ra at Halloween. *. You believed the "By the power of Greyskull," you had the power. *. Partying "like it was 1999" seemed sooo far away. *. You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye. *. You wanted to be on Star Search. *. You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black. *. Your first Walkman weighed about as much as a brick. *. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout". *. You HAD to have your MTV. *. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." *. You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name." *. You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. *. You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie. *. You have heard of the "Garbage Pail Kids" and possibly owned and traded them with friends. *. You got a Little Professor calculator for Christmas. *. You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince". *. You stared a SLAM book or wrote in one. *. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game. *. You own any cassettes or records. *. You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon. *. You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut. *. Poltergeist freaked you out. *. You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox. *. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf. *. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did. * You ever had a Swatch Watch, and a Swatch Guard for it. *. You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman). *. You had to stay after class to scrub your desk because your silver Outliner pen leaked through. *. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny. *. You were in Cub Scouts or Girl Scouts but now you have no idea what all the badges you got were for. *. You know what a "Whammee" is. *. You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or know someone who did. *. Your name is Jennifer or Jason. *. You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron, Michael J. Fox or Don Johnson on your wall. *. You held the top score on PacMan. * You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J. R. " or know someone who did. *. If you ever said "I pity the fool". *. Your dream car was either: the A-team van, KITT or The General Lee. *. You knew who Max's boss Jonathan Hart was. *. You were sad when the "Where's the Beef" lady died. *. You remember when cellular phones weighed 15 lbs. and had to be carried over your shoulder. *. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. *. You own a real Rubikâ€™s Cube *. You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine. *. You have a tendency to turn the collar up on your Polo shirts. *. You know what the "P" in Alex P. Keaton stands for. *. You remember exactly where you were when you heard the space shuttle had exploded. *. You could go through a case of hairspray in a week. *. Your first computer was a Commodore 64 or an Atari 800. *. You know what movie the phrase, "Number 5 is alive!" is from. *. You tried a can of clear Pepsi but hated it like everyone else did. *. You wore the little bootie socks with the colored balls on the back. *. You wrote your boyfriends name on the side of your canvas bag. *. You remember when McDonaldâ€™s served their burgers in styrofoam boxes. *. You like the guy who played Freddy Kruger better as Willie on "V". *. You hid out behind the gym during break time to read "Are you there God, itâ€™s me Margaret?" with your friends. *. You chewed Dr. Pepper bubble gum. *. You remember Dirk Benedict as Starbuck long before he played Face. *. You never thought theyâ€™d be able to top the special effects in TRON. *. You freaked out a little when you realized you fall into the "26-50" category of most surveys. *. You played with Legoâ€™s when they were just blocks of various sizes, not any of the special little parts. *. You made Star Wars shrinky dinks in your oven. *. You know who Spuds McKenzie, The Noid, and Joe Isuzu are. *. The TV movie "The Day After" still scares the heck out of you. *. Pierce Brosnon will always be Remington Steele, not James Bond. *. You owned at least one Choose Your Own Adventure book. *. The Dark Crystal is still one of your favorite movies. *. In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid.