5 stages of Sex

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1. Smurf sex: When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face.

2. Kitchen sex: When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.

3. Bedroom sex: Sex is a routine & you'll only shag in bed occasionally.

4. Hallway sex: You pass in the hall & both say 'fuck you'.

5. Courtroom sex: Wife takes you to court and screws you in front of twenty strangers.

Anyone got any more ? !!
 

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