5 stages of Sex

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Fletch, Feb 14, 2007.

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  1. 1. Smurf sex: When you first meet & shag till you're blue in the face.

    2. Kitchen sex: When you've been together only a short while, you'll shag anywhere in the house.

    3. Bedroom sex: Sex is a routine & you'll only shag in bed occasionally.

    4. Hallway sex: You pass in the hall & both say 'fuck you'.

    5. Courtroom sex: Wife takes you to court and screws you in front of twenty strangers.

    Anyone got any more ? !!
  2. Rodeo sex, doing her doggy style and calling out her sister's name, ride 'em cowboy !!

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