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#1
Billy Loads Of Mates.

Happy birthday Bill, thanx for the Milfs and laffs, have a good un.
:eek:ccasion5::hungry::eek:ccasion1::eek:ccasion9::party::eek:ccasion7:
 
#10
I'm alive, it's hot and there's a dead baby seagull on my roof.
The shitehawks are going banzai outside. Called the R.S.P.C.A.
because....hang on - it's still alive (just).

Will inform of the poor twats outcome when and if the R.S.P.C.A.
ever get here.

BillyAnimalLover,

and thanks for the cards.
 
#12
R.I.P. Sammy the Shite-Hawk.

Nope. RSPCA. Called out and Duty Rep. attended two hours later. Said leave it be and mummy will feed it. It'll be okay and in a couple of days it will probably fly off the roof and leave. Wrong. Went out. Came back at 18:00 - baby shite hawk had took a nose dive off the roof and killed itself by smacking into my gas-powered barbecue.

I now have a black bin liner full of dead shite hawk and will have to wait until Monday a.m. to dispose of said poor flapping creature via local Vets.

So much for RSPCA intervention.

Weren't much he could have done anyway.

Ho-hum.
 
#13
Been away all weekend so missed this.

Happy Birfday Billy, did you get the baby shitehawk I left you as a prezzy. I put it on the roof to keep it safe.
 
#14
You BASTARD! I named the fluffy little darling. I was gonna teach him tricks and stuff.
I was chuckin' old bread on the roof and I never ever had a pet of me own.

AND YOU MADE HIM DIE!

I shall avenge Sammy you see if I don't.

Lock your fuckin' doors you shite-hawk murderer you..........


BillyPsychopathWithFuckingHundredsOfMates
 

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