4th wedding

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    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    The local news station was interviewing an 85-year-old
    lady because she had just married for the fourth
    time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
    about what it felt like to be marrying again at 85, and
    then about her new husband's occupation.

    "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if
    she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
    three husbands and what they did for a living.

    She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on
    all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her
    face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had
    first married a banker when she was in her early 20's,
    then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, then a
    preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, the
    funeral director.

    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and
    asked why she had married four men with such diverse

    She smiled and patiently explained, " I married one for
    the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
    four to go."

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