39 year old newbie seeks help.........

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Nah, not joining up again but am starting forth on one of life's little adventures. I will be without missus and kids for about six....yes six.....months :thumright:

    So what does your downwardly mobile old thruster need to survive nowadays? I have an alarm clock, scrubbing brush, torch, radio (pre-tuned to radio five so I can listen to the sport... :dwarf: ....) shoe polish and dubbin, housewife, gonk bag, poncho, flask and no fcuking idea of where I'm staying after week 1.

    What else needs to go in the bergan?
  2. A good strong right wrist !!!
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I keep the left in practice now and again.....pretend it's someone else.
  4. Ditch the bergan and invest in a set of golf clubs & bag! Happy days!
  5. Taken from Britishexpats.com, this might be useful.....

    Been a while since I last posted this.... always good for a giggle....

    How to Speak New Zulander
    (for bist effict, rid these out aloud)

    Milburn - capital of Victoria
    Peck - to fill a suitcase
    pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
    pigs - for hanging out washing with
    pug - large pink animal with a curly tail
    nin tin dough - computer game
    munnwe stroney - soup
    min- male of the species
    mess kara - eye makeup
    mcKennock - person who fixes cars
    Mere - Mayor
    leather - foam produced from soap
    lift - departed
    Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
    kittle crusps - potato chips
    Ken's - Cairns
    jungle bills - Christmas carol
    inner me - enemy
    guess - vapour
    fush - marine creature
    fitter cheney - type of pasta
    ever cardeau - avocado
    fear hear - blonde
    ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
    ear roebucks - exercise at gym
    duffy cult - not easy
    amejen - visualise
    chuck - very young poultry
    bug hut - popular recording
    bun button - been bitten by insect
    beard - a place to sleep
    sucks peck - half a dozen beers
    Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
    beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
    veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
    one doze - well known computer program
    brudge - structure spanning a stream
    sex - one less then sivven
    tin - one more then nine
    iggs ecktly - precisely
    cuds - children
    cuttin - baby cat
    sivven sucks sivven - large Boeing aircraft
    sivven four sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
    earplane - large flying marchine
    beggage chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport

    And lots of sun screen! There's a bloody big hole in the Ozone down here and I have seen some fairer skinned people get frazzled even in winter.

    I'm sure you're going to love it once your settled.

  6. No Brew Kit? No Nutty bag? No Jazz literature?

    6 months... hard going away from the family. I'm off tomorrow too. But flying club class to China. Tell me this. Is it morally obsecene to rip into the G&Ts afore the sun has past the Yardarm?

    Anyway, good luck mate.
  7. Don't worry about porn, there's stax here on the top shelf.
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    No, it's not obsecene, infact I think it's mandatory. Thanks for the luck, I have an interview lined up (immigration accredited) which is a bonus, who knows what'll happen....I wont die wondering that's for sure.. :dwarf:
  9. No worries. I have twice packed up everthoing and started again in a new country. You just need the balls and brass neck to do it.

    Like anything, the hardest part is making the decision and making the first move. After that, with a bit of Commando Spirit, things happen.

    That George Bernard Shaw bloke once wrote;

    People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.

    I reckon he's right antway. Keep us posted on here. :thumright:
  10. Oh yeah, and thanks for the support with the AM drinking, I shall feel less guilty steaming in at 0900hrs. Hopefully, it'll be maximum rack time then when she takes off. :thanks:
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Cheers for the quote mate, I'll keep it close to my heart. I'll keep you posted but it might be a while after I go.
  12. Good luck Blobbs

    kiwi-Fi, tried the lingo thing, but ended up sounding like brummie
  13. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    Printed out and passed to youngest son - he has a Kiwi teacher here in Canuckistan (the rest of the class are really confused when these two talk cricket and rugby!).

    Blobbs - best of luck in NZ, I have every confidence that you will manage to build the life that you're looking for (it must be easy, I did it!!).
  14. have noooooooooooo idead what u r talking about----- but good luck xxxxxxxxxx
  15. Good luck Blobbs

    Dont forget to have your "crash" Bergen handy equiped with spaff mags and baby wipes for the use of.

  16. If they confiscate your Porn Library you can always fall back on a Tin of Swarfs !!
  17. From what I've heard Blobbs would need the worlds biggest Bergan, about the size of a shipping container, to hold his porn stash...allegedly.
  18. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Your a bunch of cheeky fcukers,

    I had a great porn collection, all saved to disc, lent it to someone in the Govt. now its lost. Que granny smith whingin in about 2 months time.
  19. Happy Trails mate. Mind how you go.



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