You have to hand it to them, whilst we are still so prudish in many ways, in Austria they are so open about their love of having sex. Can you imagine the middle-class residents of Chelsea ever saying '******* is simply ******* to us!' to a journo? :lol:
We're in a place called called *******
In Upper Austria
The locals and nice and friendly
But have no sense of hum-our
For they cry out *******
We've no ******* postcards here!
******* is simply *******!
Don't unscrew our ******* sign!
(Sung to the tune of the Eton Boating Song)