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...the PO Stoker who'd appeared from the shadows wielding a wheel spanner wraped in a pink fluffy cover to keep it warm (the bunny jumped into the washing machine when it was dhobeying RC's red knickers and came out pink whilst the knickers came out Barbara Cartland pink (moral to you newbies: never wash your white tropical rig with your blue overalls...) and the rabbit whispered to Chico......
Rosi looked really p1ssed off :threaten: as the rabbit took chico by the hand and walked out of the mess, into the passageway. Once again, the chance of a real hard shag had walked out on her.
What was it with her? Lack of deodorant? Too much garlic bread with her spag bol? The fact that she didn't use Head and Shoulders?
Only one person could answer her questions. :afro:
(Poster's note: With associated unreserved apologies to all concerned, esp Rosi. I've never met anyone connected with this particularly long, bizarre, outrageous thread and cannot comment realistically on anyone's personal appearance, smell or lank hair).
...And he was right. Seafarer, non too well after drinking fifteen pints of pusser milk, cross-eyed and knackered after a frisky episode with Chicogiz (for Seafarer was the name of Rosie's bunny) was reminising about his days onboard the old rustbucket, HMS Rabbit Hutch, which now lay in Rosie's back garden, the home of hundreds of Randy Rabbits (RR) with names like Vian, Drake, Cunningham, LeFanu, Nelson, Benbow and Seafarer's dad: Freddy West, the psychobunny......