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Said the baby submariner, unsure of himself, "...reporting for deck duty, Sir!" having been piped to clean the exterior of the conning tower. Meanwhile the boat slipped silently beneath the ice...
 
Make it so said someone and so it became.Now the skipper was a long thinnish chap with a beard and a tattoo on his left forearm that said mother,his attitude was of one that would have caused raised eyebrows on the focsle of a pirate sloop,but apart from this good side of his nature,the thing that really gripped his.....................
 
... and the cold reminded him of a certain "button", because it used to be cold up on top of that button, and the ice was cold too. "Chief!" he shouted, hoping someone inside would hear him...
 
[from Dunkers]...Chiefy replied, "Yes, son?". but as he did so ,the thing that really gripped his........

[from Higthepig].......c0ck ...was the baby submariner holding on for dear life as the crushed ice fell upon his head and he was ejected, complete with broom and a slab of pusser's hard, to clean the ruddy tiles, lest they become unstuck yet again. Now the Skipper was in amidst the icy floes himself, still held firmly by the baby submariner who then, with a sharp tug.........
 
...pulled the mask towards him, he felt the cool rush of oxygen, then fastened the string neatly behind his head, "Sh1t" he said, remembering the prre flight video and looked over to the blue children sat next to him, "Well, that'll teach me to .........
 
to think illof the commander,a small rounded gentleman who had a tattoo on his right forearm saying daddy,for he had come up from the lower deck,having been a ganges boy,and had suffered many cuts from the jossman whose eyes were very close together and a huge nozzer overlooking a chin like punches, rumour has it that forty years ago(it takes that long to become a jossman ) as a three badge rpo on a visit to bugis street all the kities had a whip round and told him to **** off.it was this that made him.........................
 
... screamed the jossman as the junior tried to escape, but as the modplods tried to stop him, he showed them a cleaner's ID card, and carried on....
 
scrubbing the tiles, secured to the boat's side by the Skipper clinging on and the Joss threatening blue murder. Meanwhile the icy water rushed past the Junior's bright red ears and he pondered how, at 16, he could have been drafted into the Silent Service two years below the minimum joining age. Then he remembered his Skipper at Ganges, Hugh Macthingy has been in Midget Submarines during the War... He gulped and...
 
and remembered when he had been the jimmy,a frightful rat faced nasty piece of work who had also risen from the lower deck,he went to raleigh and was deeply jealous of the ganges boys, it is said he sat in his cabin at night and beat himself with thistles,his mother had bought his commission one day in macdonalds who were doing some sort of disney promotion,he too had a tattoo a large w on each cheek of his arse,but i digress, he was proud to be known as the scruffiest officer in the navy, he was also miserable because he had been passed over twice for a post in the RNR,he had been known to smile once, he was with the buffer on the upper scupper and came across two lads and a jenny chipping the capstan,one lad says ,hey jen,seen page three gives me a hard on,without flinching she replied seen page seven?tom cruise ,gives me a wide on ,about turn quick march start laffin said the buffer the jimmy smiled and thought to himself......................
 

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