How kind! How about this - Source: having-a-giraffe.com
A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's member and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
Yehh you have mate , but good start anyway , I've got loads of them but cant use lots of them as I have'nt got a clue how to resize them , got my son coming next week for a week so hopefully he can sort it for me , I will still change it every 3/4 weeks , mmmmmmmmmm , :wink: