2nd Opinion

The_Caretaker

War Hero
A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed?

The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I insert this finger into your rectum and look for lumps and what not".

The patient replied "You're going to stick that finger up my ass?"

The doctor replied "Yes".

The patient said "While you're at it I want you to stick two fingers up my ass".

The doctor asked "Why? "

The patient replied "I want a second opinion".
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
soleil Army v Navy Rugby Match, May 2nd 2020, Cancellation Sports and Adventure Training 0
MoD_RSS News story: UK ranks 2nd place in the 7th annual US Global IP Index MoD News 0
MoD_RSS News story: DASA Download - Celebrating DASA’s 2nd Anniversary MoD News 0
MoD_RSS Speech: DFID Country Director's speech at the 2nd African Girls Summit MoD News 0
soleil HMS Collingwood Open Day And 2018 RN Field Gun Competition - Saturday, June 2nd 2018 Bases / Shore Est 10
BillyNoMates 2nd June 1953. The Quarterdeck 0
LateToTheParty PRNC - Caledonia - May 2nd Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 9
MoD_RSS News story: World War 2 Royal Warwickshire 2nd Lieutenant's grave identified after almost... MoD News 0
D Good afternoon I served in the Royal Navy in the 2nd world war. I am now living in South Africa. Current Affairs 3
R PEDA Date August 2nd Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 7
M How to pass the psychometric test the 2nd time Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 6
trehorn Leeds Utd 2nd May Sports and Adventure Training 0
R Marine R.S Porter NP8901 2nd April 1982 The Corps 1
Sgt Jobsearch Desktop & Infrastructure Engineer (2nd/3rd Line) - Hertfordshire - £30,000 - £40,000 DOE The Afterlife - Resettlement and Jobs 0
BFRS BFRS Careers Event - Tidworth, 2nd October The Afterlife - Resettlement and Jobs 4
M Joining Date 2nd November 2014 Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 10
F PRNC 2nd of June anyone? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
soleil BBC World Service - Witness - May 2nd 2014 - The Sinking Of The Belgrano History 1
soleil BBC2: PQ17: An Arctic Convoy Disaster - Thursday, January 2nd 2014 - 21:00 History 42
S RT 2nd attempt Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 6
trehorn Leeds Utd v Yeovil Town 2nd November Free Tickets for service personnel in rig. Sports and Adventure Training 7
Ageing_Gracefully 2nd July Competition - INVESTMENT IN BLOOD Competitions 12
janner Sunshine Squadron Reunion 2nd March 2013 Submariners 6
soleil BBC2 - The Falklands Legacy With Max Hastings - Sunday, April 2nd 2012 - 21:00 History 9
R just passed PT and eye test sep 2nd for medical Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 13
WarfareSpecialistToBe 2nd medical. Health & Fitness 6
P A Company, 1967/68. 2nd Reunion, October 2011. The Corps 0
Seaweed HMS Euryalus, 2nd Commission 1966-8 History 0
ForcesJobShop Employment Opportunity: Desktop Support - 1st/2nd Line The Afterlife - Resettlement and Jobs 0
ForcesJobShop Employment Opportunity: x3 2nd Line Support Engineers - SC Cleared The Afterlife - Resettlement and Jobs 0
ForcesJobShop Employment Opportunity: 2nd Line Network Support-Croydon-£35K The Afterlife - Resettlement and Jobs 0
C Question regarding eyesight for 2nd medical... Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 2
soleil Ag. Westland: 2nd AW159 Lynx Wildcat Makes Its First Flight The Fleet Air Arm 6
P 5th Stryker Brigade - 2nd Infantry Division Current Affairs 7
T 2nd Interview? Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 4
scouse 2ND Class Travel PSs , Budge up jack !!!!! Current Affairs 4
Naval_Gazer Sea Cadet Festival in Portsmouth 1st & 2nd May 2010 SCC and URNU 1
R Dual Nationality: claiming a 2nd passport after joining UPO 3
C AET recruitment stages (2nd test)... Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 7
S FATs. Mon 2nd Nov 09 Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 10
trelawney126 Irish Referendum Pt2 2nd Oct 09. ? Blair for EU President Current Affairs 15
S Any1 goin to Passing out @ Raleigh on the 2nd? Social & Reunions 72
M 1st and 2nd choice careers Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 1
NotmeChief Just for you RJ. Worlds 2nd Ugliest Woman. Diamond Lil's 8
N Pompey Saturday 2nd May Social & Reunions 0
seanie88 basic & RNAC 2ND March 17may 09 Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 1
D 2nd medical Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 27
scimitar123 Anyone going for FATs on 2nd Dec? The Fleet Air Arm 15
HappyHawker AIB 2nd Nov Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 15
S 2nd choice Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting 9
Similar threads


















































Latest Threads

New Posts

Top