War Hero
Book Reviewer
It's his birthday today the posh fucker. Knowing him, he'll be tied to a cannon at the HAC with an artillery shell hanging out of his ricker after consuming copious amounts of Absinthe. Instead of birthday wishes, i feel he will appreciate birthday abuse instead.

Shitty birthday you pointy headed, shotgun shagging drop short. I'm sending you a turd in the post.
Cheers chaps.

Naturally as always Blackrat is correct. Tomorrow is coronation day which means I shall mostly be doing this:


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