27 Middle-Class Problems

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  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I feel their pain... :oops: Actually I laughed so hard, I nearly spat out my skinny de-caff latte macchiato..!

    27 Middle-Class Problems
     
  2. She's spot on with the pomegranate comment...but it's worth it with chopped banana, greek yoghurt and honey
     
  3. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    Shove it up your fucking clack then you boring posh ho.
     
  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    Seriously? My blood pressure would have gone through the roof if it were me. Fennel. For fucks sake.
     
  5. Don't you just cut it in half and eat the seeds? :confused:

    Also, No. 27 "A swan just spat in our salsa" - fucking hell! Had me in stitches :D

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  6. Yeah cut it in half, then scoop out the seeds with a teaspoon and pick out the pithy bits...not as mad as a mate of mine who picked out the seeds one at a time with a pin :neutral:
     
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You sick bitch! How could you do that to a swan!! :shock:

    (Oh. You meant pomegranate, didn't you..?) :oops:
     
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  8. "I CANT REMEMBER MY CLEANERS NAME "

    For God's sake I dont want a conversation with her I want her to clean up last nights kebab and shagfest :love:
     
  9. Haha number 12!
     
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    Bitch gonna get it good.
     
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  11. Used to keep my kids quiet for hours that did.
     
  12. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Should've given them a "Jim Fixed It For Me" badge - that would've kept them quiet for years.
     
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  13. That's the one! This reminds me of a friend, she is oh so cool so enjoys hip hop but battles with her feminista. Read: she says she likes it but has never really listened to it as she would be disgusted most likey due to her views on the world regarding women.

    I think the pictures make the article so great.
     
  14. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Indeed.

    Interestingly enough, i would do all the women pictured.
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    That's no real recommendation, is it? You'd do Sarah Jessica Parker! :shock:
     
  16. He's probably not into beastality.

    Actually...
     
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  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Below the belt that mucker. I do have some standards.
     
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  18. To be honest I don't really see where 'class' comes into any of that. Posey cunts who watch 'Friends' and other such transatlantic shite too much (now there's a middle class statement!) hardly ooze class of any kind. Money maybe, but not class.
     
  19. Friends ended nearly 10 years ago and the most Posey thing on that show was coffee and expensive clothes. Blame the modern stuff more.

    All this gossip lass and hollyoaks shite

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  20. ...and another bloody thing. The bourguinon. Oooh Merlot not Shiraz - do fuck off you faux middle-class twat. At least understand what wine's about. Come the Burgundy revolution...
     

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