It started with a convivial couple of hours in the pub with the son in law. Mrs TS then brings my G`daughter and my self home.So far so good. it is then decided that to save Mrs TS from cooking we are to have a carry out from the local Chinese. We all had the same except for the ribs, very tasty, but no one else fancied them, great more for me thinks I. All is well for about 2 and a half hours then there is a roumbley in the tumbley and TS is not feeling so good now and has a spew. Now with all that reaching it must have loosened something up in side and I now feel like a tom tit, after all the groaning I have now been provided with a bowl so I am now vomming and shitting in stereo simultaneously. Thank God thats all over with, and I put my self to bed, bowl at the short trail. WRONG. About half an hour latter, never trust a fart over 50, I feel one coming on, too late I`ve shit the bed, feel like a spew and leg it to the heads, head down the bowl and start reaching at the same time my guts go into spasm. Its agood job the bog door was shut as the landing carpet would have been a lot harder to clean than the toilet door and floor. Saturday morning death would have been a viable option and still shitting regularly through the eye of a needle. laying on towels on the bed due to all the bedding been soiled 3x bottom sheets,pardon the pun, 1duvet and a mattress cover. Drinking now only boiled water and not vomming any more I am now belching Hydrogen Sulphide/ pork fumes, G`Daughter ask if someone has farted, shes in the next room, if its that bad for some one in the next room imagine what its like for me. 24hrs from the start not had a gaseous fart still not feeling well but try a small bowl of wheaties and fall in to a fitfull sleep. Sunday morning feeling much better, feel like a fart, leggit to the bog but its the first gaseous one in 32 hrs. I can now move my left leg more freely, the lay down has done my slipped disc a power of good and my breath no longer belongs to a dragon. So now off to Tescos and to catch up on what I should have done yesterday.