Response to: official list of types of pussy 21 ways to become a man 1. be a liar 2. sort your laundry into two piles: 1. dirty 2. dirty but acceptable 3. if you get lost â€“ never ask the way 4. if you meet a nice woman in the pub and you want to sleep with her, tell her: I think I love ya. Really. I do! 5. never grow up 6. go back to your roots: become a hunter and collector 7. when it comes to driving a car â€“ act like Rambo 8. when you are alone at home with your girl be lazy and quit but when you go out with your mates behave like a chimp on ecstasy 9. never talk your feelings! 10. tell everybody that your mom is the best 11. buy yourself an expensive car if your Johnson is smaller than 5 inches 12. go get yourself a beer, another one, one more, get vodka, get a bottle of whisky, get Maaloxan 13. go to sleep as soon as you got your orgasm and immediately start snoring 14. always show off with the boobies of your last one night stand 15. never sit down if you are taking a piss 16. always marry a virgin â€“ because you know you can not take criticism!!! 17. as soon as you turn 30 grow yourself a beer belly 18. dial the ambulance immediately if you have a light flu because you are about to die! 19. when you dance - look like a frog in a mixer 20. always tell your girl that size doesnâ€™t matter! 21. rock on with your cock out!