21 ways to become a man

#1
Response to: official list of types of pussy
21 ways to become a man

1. be a liar
2. sort your laundry into two piles: 1. dirty 2. dirty but acceptable
3. if you get lost – never ask the way
4. if you meet a nice woman in the pub and you want to sleep with her, tell her: I think I love ya. Really. I do!
5. never grow up
6. go back to your roots: become a hunter and collector
7. when it comes to driving a car – act like Rambo
8. when you are alone at home with your girl be lazy and quit but when you go out with your mates behave like a chimp on ecstasy
9. never talk your feelings!
10. tell everybody that your mom is the best
11. buy yourself an expensive car if your Johnson is smaller than 5 inches
12. go get yourself a beer, another one, one more, get vodka, get a bottle of whisky, get Maaloxan
13. go to sleep as soon as you got your orgasm and immediately start snoring
14. always show off with the boobies of your last one night stand
15. never sit down if you are taking a piss
16. always marry a virgin – because you know you can not take criticism!!!
17. as soon as you turn 30 grow yourself a beer belly
18. dial the ambulance immediately if you have a light flu because you are about to die!
19. when you dance - look like a frog in a mixer
20. always tell your girl that size doesn’t matter!
21. rock on with your cock out!
 
#2
Stick with what I am methinks , love ladies company & why not , have a few good mates that are female . trust them absolutely , 50%/50% I will stick up for both sexes , couldn't give a shite what sex they are , if they are a mate then thats the end of the story , :thumright: :thumright:
 

hnhnwilliam

Lantern Swinger
#3
nice!howmuch? said:
Response to: official list of types of pussy
21 ways to become a man

1. be a liar
>>>>>>>>>
17. as soon as you turn 30 grow yourself a beer belly
>>>>>>>>>>>>


Very good, but you are wrong about No. 17, for me more like 22/24
I remember hosting a CPOs mess party in the windies,(i think anchored off the Cayman islands) and the lady guests complained that all of us had a Panche.
 
#4
well so far i have NOT ever met a man like that.........
maybe I'm just lucky..........I too have male freinds.. would not swap them for the world.........
 
#5
josiecats said:
well so far i have NOT ever met a man like that.........
maybe I'm just lucky..........I too have male friends.. would not swap them for the world.........
A man like what "josie" Mates for ever , I wouldn't swap my mates either , I consider myself lucky in the end result of my choice of friends .
Love them all to bits , they all know who they are , thanks ,
 
#6
dondon said:
josiecats said:
well so far i have NOT ever met a man like that.........
maybe I'm just lucky..........I too have male friends.. would not swap them for the world.........
A man like what "josie" Mates for ever , I wouldn't swap my mates either , I consider myself lucky in the end result of my choice of friends .
Love them all to bits , they all know who they are , thanks ,
lol Dondon... a man like nice!howmuch has described... i have not ever met a man like that.............
 
#7
rosie, this was supposed to demonstrate all the prejudices one might have against men and i wrote it regarding to this :pukel: article slim wrote.
 
#9
nice!howmuch? said:
Response to: official list of types of pussy
21 ways to become a man

1. be a liar
2. sort your laundry into two piles: 1. dirty 2. dirty but acceptable
3. if you get lost – never ask the way
4. if you meet a nice woman in the pub and you want to sleep with her, tell her: I think I love ya. Really. I do!
5. never grow up
6. go back to your roots: become a hunter and collector
7. when it comes to driving a car – act like Rambo
8. when you are alone at home with your girl be lazy and quit but when you go out with your mates behave like a chimp on ecstasy
9. never talk your feelings!
10. tell everybody that your mom is the best
11. buy yourself an expensive car if your Johnson is smaller than 5 inches
12. go get yourself a beer, another one, one more, get vodka, get a bottle of whisky, get Maaloxan
13. go to sleep as soon as you got your orgasm and immediately start snoring
14. always show off with the boobies of your last one night stand
15. never sit down if you are taking a piss
16. always marry a virgin – because you know you can not take criticism!!!
17. as soon as you turn 30 grow yourself a beer belly
18. dial the ambulance immediately if you have a light flu because you are about to die!
19. when you dance - look like a frog in a mixer
20. always tell your girl that size doesn’t matter!
21. rock on with your cock out!
In my ever so humble opinion, I recommend you dump him... :thumright:

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#11
nice!howmuch? said:
rosie, this was supposed to demonstrate all the prejudices one might have against men and i wrote it regarding to this :pukel: article slim wrote.
Hey I didn't write it (wishedI had though) I stole it. Look at the bottom of the posting.
Now I'm looking for some more to nick :thumright:
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
#13
hnhnwilliam said:
Very good, but you are wrong about No. 17, for me more like 22/24
I remember hosting a CPOs mess party in the windies,(i think anchored off the Cayman islands) and the lady guests complained that all of us had a Panche.
I thought the paunch came as grat issue along with the buttons!
 

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