20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

The_Caretaker

War Hero
20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
> Sunglasses on and point
> > a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
> Down.
> >
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
> Your Voice.
> >
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
> Ask If They Want Fries
> > with that.
> >
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
> "In."
> >
> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
> Everyone has Gotten
> > Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
> Espresso.
> >
> > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
> "For Smuggling
> > Diamonds"
> >
> > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
> With The Prophecy."
> >
> > 8. Don t use any punctuation
> >
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >
> > 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat
> with a serious face.
> >
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
> Go."
> >
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera
> >
> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
> Don't Rhyme
> >
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
> Play tropical
> > Sounds All Day.
> >
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
> Can't Attend Their
> > Party Because You're Not In The
> >
> > Mood.
> >
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
> Wrestling Name, Rock
> > Bottom.
> >
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
> Won!, I Won!"
> >
> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
> The Parking lot,
> > Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Ec
> onomy, We Are Going
> > To Have To Let One Of You Go."
> >
> > 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
> Insanity.......Send
> > This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
> >
> > It's Called! Therapy.
 
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