20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

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  1. 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
    > >
    > > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
    > Sunglasses on and point
    > > a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
    > Down.
    > >
    > > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
    > Your Voice.
    > >
    > > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
    > Ask If They Want Fries
    > > with that.
    > >
    > > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
    > "In."
    > >
    > > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
    > Everyone has Gotten
    > > Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to
    > Espresso.
    > >
    > > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
    > "For Smuggling
    > > Diamonds"
    > >
    > > 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance
    > With The Prophecy."
    > >
    > > 8. Don t use any punctuation
    > >
    > > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    > >
    > > 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat
    > with a serious face.
    > >
    > > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To
    > Go."
    > >
    > > 12. Sing Along At The Opera
    > >
    > > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
    > Don't Rhyme
    > >
    > > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
    > Play tropical
    > > Sounds All Day.
    > >
    > > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
    > Can't Attend Their
    > > Party Because You're Not In The
    > >
    > > Mood.
    > >
    > > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
    > Wrestling Name, Rock
    > > Bottom.
    > >
    > > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I
    > Won!, I Won!"
    > >
    > > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards
    > The Parking lot,
    > > Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
    > >
    > > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Ec
    > onomy, We Are Going
    > > To Have To Let One Of You Go."
    > >
    > > 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
    > Insanity.......Send
    > > This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
    > >
    > > It's Called! Therapy.
     

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